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I found a good stick once. Damn, that was a nice stick.
I used a perfect stick once. I was backpacking in the high Sierra’s and found the perfect walking stick. I carried it the entire trip, used it to poke at fires, kept my balance with it over difficult terrain, and imagined it would be a formidable weapon should we encounter a bear. When we finished the trip I decided to bestow my perfect stick upon the next fortuitous hiker to pass the trailhead. I carved my name and the date into the middle of the stick and left it leaning against the trailhead. I have thought about that stick many times since that trip. I was a fool to leave it there. Never again have I found such a perfect stick. After many disappointing treks into the wilderness I finally gave up seeking that stick’s equal and instead purchased trekking poles. Wherever you are stick, I miss you.
You bestowing it in the next lucky hiker was an act of love…
Shut up, I’m not crying, you are …
Goodbye, weighted companion stick. :(
Dude.
son liked the stick, father was supportive of son. love it
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Get help, and/or a new circle of acquaintances.
idk man fathers are like this just as frequently, from what i’ve seen more are like this than mothers
Dude, she’s asking a question about something she doesn’t understand. Chill the fuck out.
What’s brown and sticky?
A stick!
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Sticks are awesome.
So are stones and any pinecone shaped like a grenade.
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I found a kickass stick 4 years ago in the Smokies the weekend my wife and I got married. It’s literally the perfect stick. Straight, smooth, nice thickness, durable as hell. Must be of a rare hardwood variety, I would imagine. I still have that stick in the corner and I see it everyday when I’m sitting at my PC. Have I ever used it for anything? I wouldn’t dare. It’s too nice of a stick to just use on a whim. Why do I keep it around? Well, if I ever had a problem that required a really nice fuckin stick, I’m covered. Every year or so, my wife says to me, “JPSound, you still have that stick?! Why do you keep that thing around?” I look that woman dead in the eyes and say, “there will come a day, my bride, when the creator of all shall lay before us an obstacle, nay, a challenge that only a mighty stick of such grandeur may aid us in such a lofty trial. And this stick, my dearest, this stick awaits our call to guide us into the sunkissed valley of victory so sweet. Only then shall you see what I see. Know what I know now, that this mear stick, is far more than it seems. Then you will know, I am the mighty protector of this home and family. You will see, my love. You will see.” Then she usually just rolls her eyes and says, “whatever… I gotta run to the grocery store. Do you need anything special?” And I respond with a mighty boom, “yeah, that fancy chocolate milk I like, please.”
Are you Nick Offerman? Because this sounds very much like his writing style.
Also, it’s spelled “mere”, not “mear”.
You’re lucky – whenever you can’t remember the date of your anniversary, just look up the date you got married
Man this is great. I need to upgrade from the Home Depot Sticks of Justice we keep around the house, just in case.
Memories of the wedding that weekend? Spotty at best.
Memories of finding that stick? Near photographic.
And the stick was FREE, like all the best things in life.
I want the money. It’s what I want.
I may never get another chance to share this with the world, so may I present to you…
I have to admit, I thought you were exaggerating. But that’s a damn fine stick.
Dude that may be the most perfect stick I’ve ever seen.
Wow! That’s fantastick!
You should make a glass case for it with a decal “Break Glass In Case Of Emergency”
That’s a nice fuckin stick
Damn, nice stick!
Holy hell what a nice stick!
That IS a really good stick
This is a one bitching stick.
That stick did not dissapoint
Damn. That’s a helluva stick. You better treasure that
Stick!
That’s a pretty fantastic stick.
I read your whole comment and I was skeptical. But you’re totally right about everything.
Missed opportunity! It was Fanta”stick”
groan
roll eyes
That is a nice stick.
Damn dude nice stick
Fantastick !
wow this really is the perfect stick
That’s a nice fuckin stick right there, king
Nice stick bro. Excellent length, nice girth.
Nice stick!
nice stick my man
Nice.
May I add my compliments and salutations to the already extensive list? Extensive as the beauty represented by that stick, of course
Nice stick bro
That’s a really nice stick!
Top tier stick my dude
It has a 1.5x buff for dark damage! Rare drop
1d6+2 bludgeoning damage 1d6 earth damage +2 charisma
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Thanks for the stick pic!
Would that I had such a perfect stick… I can’t blame you for not using it. Just don’t let the dust collect on it!
I’ve never worked with wood, but I imagine a layer of mineral oil could keep it looking great.
That’s a fantastic stick. Don’t throw it away.
You undersold it!
That is a quality fuckin stick my man.
Amazing!
Bruh that stick is dope. Keep it safe, the fate of the world may depend upon it.
That is one helluva nice stick.
Gandalf’s stick is jealous of this.
Really good stick just the perfect thickness nice slight bend too the plant which came from nailed it … Must be glorified
Shit, that’s a nice stick.
I mean if the kids like it why not? I would much rather that than beg the parents for some Vbucks to have some half assed virtual stick
This reminds me, I have to go find a good stick.
Depends on the stick really.
If it was worth bringing home clearly it was a good stick
Damn, I need to find myself a proper stick.
Damn, I need to find myself a proper stick.
It must have been a pretty thick stick. Thin sticks are for breaking into little pieces while you’re sitting down.
The knee must be used to break long sticks in half until they’re too short to be broken further
When I was in kindergarten all of us had stick collections.
I found two good sticks last week walking the dogs. We all agreed we need to take them home.
