There’s a town in California called Weed…
There’s two towns, surprise and climax all on rte 81 in upstate NY
Surprised to climax? /s
Sadly, the cop cars there say “City of Weed” on them.
Sandwich Crimes include:
- Calling a hotdog bun filled with groundbeef and kraft american cheese a “Cheese Steak”
- Selling a Mushroom Swiss burger with Lettuce, Tomato, Unfried Onions, Pickles, Ketchup and Mustard.
The bite of `87- Putting Tomatoes on a breakfast sandwich
- Calling a Neapolitan Ice Cream Sandwich a “Napoleon Ice Cream Sandwich” (French)
- Making a Bread & Bread Sandwich.
- Everything at Arby’s.
Better than the car saying “City of Oklahoma City police”
My dad used to tell me about the city of Peanut Butter in Illinois, on Route 34, near Plano and Sandwich.
Plano, Peanut Butter, Sandwich.
I miss him.
I had a friend from Plano who would joke that they just needed a town named “Bologna” in between Plano and Sandwich.
I hear they arrested Oran J. Roughy, an international fugitive wanted for the embezzlement of over 75,000 bucks worth of ham sandwiches.
ACAB includes the sandwiches.
Or as we call them in the Biz, pigs in a blanket
“What seems to be the problem here?”
“This man claims a hotdog is a sandwich.”
“Is this true?”
“They are! They’re open-faced sandwiches!”
“I’ve heard enough. Take him away, boys.”
Sandwich Police: SWU (Special Wraps Unit)
Structurally, what’s the difference between a hotdog and a submarine sandwich?
The canopy.
Hotdog can’t go underwater.
Bake him away toys
Hot dogs are tacos, lock him up.
They seriously drove around in these cars.
This elicited a good chuckle out of me. TIL
Are there any towns in the US named Donut?
Well that was a pointless search I went on.
I’ve fixed (and driven) the Sandwich Police cruisers, they unfortunately lack anything worth eating on the inside.
I dunno, I bet they’re at least half full of pork.
There’s a town called Sandwich in England and I indeed went to their Sandwich shop
isn’t there a town called “fucking” somewhere, maybe in Germany? do the have the “fucking polizei”?
There used to be, in Austria. They even had a beer, called “Fucking Hell”. And Pornhub gave free premium subscriptions to the Fucking citizens.
Until 2020. Then they renamed their little town to “Fugging”. I don’t think it’s a coincidence that the whole world went to shit pretty much right after.
Austria I believe
It is (was) in Austria. They changed their name to Fugging because people kept stealing their signs. They are also way too small for having their own police force (only 108 people live there). Also, Austrian police cars usually do not feature the city name on the car. And if they did, It would probably be “Polizei Fucking”, not “Fucking Polizei” because this word order is more natural to native speakers. If you wanted to say police from/of Fucking, you’d say “Fuckinger Polizei”.
Does their Earl still rule on high? Remember they had some of the upper crust in that town, true douchebags.
