Nothing beats the freshness of vacuum sealed air though

this is an actual product that you can actually buy. i have one. it is in fact an empty can.

“Empty contents into 1 L of water, stirring vigorously. Chill and serve.”

Ah, that’s the stuff. Got me through some long glider rides and desert walks in 1990.

in all honesty, thats air from the 60s, i would suck the air out of that can like i was sucking a fart out of Megan Fox’s ass… Like a bong hit.