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@[email protected] to [email protected]English • 2 years ago

Anon learns about foreign languages

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Anon learns about foreign languages

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  • @[email protected]
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    4channers

    • @[email protected]
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      Usually 4chan but there are multiple chan-sites

      • @[email protected]
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        Yes, I later figured. Saw tens of other chans too Thanks.

        • @[email protected]
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          I was slightly disappointed when I learned that 4chan wasn’t a play on “fortune”

          • @[email protected]
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            … wait, what? Surely it is. The same way 2chan is a pun in Japanese.

  • @[email protected]
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    Americans who pronounce ‘Dubois’ as DEW-boyse and DU-bwah depending on personal preference.

    • @[email protected]
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      Sometimes they’re just named after different guys. Like Houston Street versus Houston, Texas.

      See also Luis, Luise, and Louise.

      • @[email protected]
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        Louisville and St. Louis were named after the same guy. Pronounced differently. Lew-ie-ville and Saint Lou-iss

    • @[email protected]
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      We just do that. Miami, FL is pronounced differently than Miami, OK.

      • @[email protected]
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        TIL.

        Sure we could find other examples.

        edit = Someone elese did ‘Arkansas’ and ‘Kansas.’

  • slst
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    French-sounding places:

    Vincennes-sur-l’oisement
    Saint-martin-des-Vosges
    Mathildeville
    Miquelin-les-prés

    • @[email protected]
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      12•2 years ago

      British-sounding places:

      • Shitterton
      • Scratchy Bottom
      • Cockplay
      • Penistone
      • Gay Street, West Sussex

      Oh wait these are all real British places

      • @[email protected]
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        Don’t you worry there’s plenty to go around in France as well: https://www.lamastreassociationrad.fr/ces-villages-et-lieux-dits-aux-noms-bizarres-et-droles/

  • Ð Greıt Þu̇mpkin
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    Meanwhile the Americans have the British names but pronounce it completely different because of the fucking bostoners

    • @[email protected]
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      Also because the British have proven themselves incapable of taking care of the language, as proven every day by cockneys.

      • XIIIesq
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        The whole point of cockney is that you can tell who is and isn’t a local.

        • Echo Dot
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          And by local they mean on the street by street level.

    • @[email protected]
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      And still closer to how it’s spelled than seven centuries of people mumbling it impatiently.

      You wanna know why every English town name has special arbitrary pronunciation? Amogus.

    • Echo Dot
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      Burning, ham

      Yet they can pronounce Halifax just fine.

    • @[email protected]
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      Don’t place the blame on us. The British have changed their dialect like twelve times since we were their colony.

      • Ð Greıt Þu̇mpkin
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        How do you pronounce Worcester?

        • @[email protected]
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          Askin’ the REAL questions!

        • skulblaka
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          Worcher

        • TAG
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          As an American who lived in Worcester, MA for a number of years: Wuster or Wustah

        • @[email protected]
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          Woster for short

      • Echo Dot
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        Well that’s because you unsubscribed from the language patches, made your own fork and then did nothing with it.

        • ferret
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          I assure you we have done plenty with that fork…

  • spirinolas
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    Portugal:

    Fodarelho da Raia

    Cona-da-Velha

    Covide (this one actually exists)

    Pintelhos

    Estudasses

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    Shout-out to Fucking growing so tired of jokes and sign theft that they changed their name… to Fugging. Because ze Austrians think that’s less funny.

    • @[email protected]
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      Fugging :-DDDDDD

  • @[email protected]
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    Newfoundland names be like:

    Come by Chance

    Blow me Down

    Conception bay

    Dildo

  • RVGamer06
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    Italy:

    Sborate sul Minchio

    Pornassio(this one actually exists)

    EDIT: formatting

  • @[email protected]
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    Fugsha lmaooooooo

  • Justas🇱🇹
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    Lithuanian place names be like: Kalabybiškės

  • @[email protected]
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    I’m from Shitterton

  • KSP Atlas
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    If you put an a at the end the polish name is accurate

  • @[email protected]
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    Always interesting to see people mention my hometown of Faggotshire online.

    I live in South Bummersly these days though.

    • Echo Dot
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      I can picture it. It’s definitely a Southern town, no northern industrial city.

      I bet it has 12 pubs around a village green.

    • @[email protected]
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      Pronounced “Sow bumsly”, no doubt.

      • Thassodar
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        I’ll sow her bumsly, if you know what I mean (☞゚ヮ゚)☞

  • @[email protected]
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    That’s a brutally discriminatory name these days.

    They prefer the term London

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    American city names: New-removedshire-Upon-My-Ass

    • @[email protected]
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      26•2 years ago

      Have they decided which of Arkansas and Kansas is pronounced correctly? I assume that’s what their civil war was about.

      • @[email protected]
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        While in Kansas the Arkansas River is pronounced arr-kansas. Otherwise it’s Arkansaw.

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        Arkansas is the one which was originally named, it comes from the french name of one of the tribes that lived in the region. Kansas just thought it sounded cool.

        • @[email protected]
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          There is a Kansa tribe. No need to erase natives over interstate bullshit.

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            Didnt know, just kinda assumed due to how often states either split or names get recycled.

        • Rose Thorne(She/Her)
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          Then can you explain where, exactly, they’re carrying those wayward sons?

          • @[email protected]
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            I dunno, but there’ll be peace when they are done.

          • @[email protected]
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            It’s easy when they’re just dust in the wind

    • @[email protected]
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      New Bundleofsticksshire-Upon-My-Ass

    • @[email protected]
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      You can say removed, it’s the internet.

      Eidt: wow you actually can’t. That’s stupid. Literally 1984.

      • Echo Dot
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        That will be your instances fault everyone else is absolutely fine. Lemmy.world admins are awful.

        Anyway we should all be on smaller instances just on general principle.

      • baduhai
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        That’s lemmy.world for ya ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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