For context, they managed to successfully accomplish an impossible task (defeating a Lich with it’s minions) to save their tribe’s armoury and magical item stash. So their master, an Ancient Red Dragon, will give them an item from his own collection
@[email protected] I miss you
Aw. I’m sorry.
I’ve been busy drawing the daily Konsi though.
Here you go.
Ahhh Konsi warms my heart
I choose the Scroll of Konsi. When someone picks it up and reads it, the text changes and says something that makes them surprised.
One blank Scroll of Konsi, as requested:
:) !!
Art not from me, but unless you are new here you know that already
Be careful that they don’t end up asking for stuff like… I dunno
The wand of Orcus
The book of vile dead
Sphere of annihilation
all magic items includes the items wielded by gods haha
The Armor of the Dread Emperor.
The wand of Orcus
Sounds actually a fun item to roleplay for a DM :)
The great book of “Dispel Kraken”.
ever published
Hold on, I need to refer to my Book of Erotic Fantasy.
their master, an Ancient Red Dragon
That gives me some ideas.
Even if we stay in the realm of official content, there’s still the “Nipple Clamps of Exquisite Pain” from the Book of Vile Darkness.
Im listening
Voodoo dildo my ass
Either the strap on that becomes real and turns you into a futa or the riding crop that lets you cast Dominate Person as a 9th level sorcerer.
There’s also an item called the Staff of Holy Pleasure that let’s you cast some…interesting spells.
“Is that a Staff of Holy Pleasure in your pants or are you just happy to see me?”
“It’s both.”
It’s going to start with a Girdle of Masculinity/Femininity and end with a new sorcerer bloodline.
A baaaaaad dragon
Ah yes, the bad dragon. An interesting and wholesome thing, really. Go look for it when you have time at work.
*beer opens
Keep going
*lands feet on coffee table
Oglaf is the best
I’ll allow it
Please offer The Head of Vecna
Im not offering anything. They choose
For Konsi, the perfect item would be the Resurrection Sphere. Infinite use wish-tier resurrection, with a 1 minute casting time.
It still counts if it’s a 3pp Pathfinder item, right?
For Konsi indeed good choice. She wouldnt care they come back as different races. Which would lead to both hilarious and fucked up moments with the families of the deceased
Spoilers for the author’s campaign below, which might also be spoilers for the comics if they follow the story as is.
Considering Konsi >!herself came back as an orc according to ahdok!<
Ever published? I’ll take a Hammership, please
No can do. It has to fit in a dragon’s horde. Sorry
Take your head of Vecna, player, and sit down XD
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If you were at my table, Id ask for a d20, and on a nat 20 Id allow it and bullshit my way into this
Love Konsi! She deserves to be the new meme format.
I cannot believe some no life gave this a downvote. I agree with you
Honestly if nothing else comes from lemmy, we at least got Konsi out of it. It’s all worth it now.
Entirely, I really miss those weeks where we got those comics
Does it have to be from D&D? Because there’s a blood-fueld submachine gun that does fire damage in a GURPS supplement and it’s, uh, totally in line with my backstory.
I’m listening :)
Had something similar a few sessions ago; party was raiding Vecna’s ancient submerged capital castle to find his Dark Library, and each one got to have one “secret” of their choice. Wizard took a diabolic contract, the quest item; Cleric took an amulet that can exorcise demons; Fighter got a divine message and took some oil of invulnerability, but he also got greedy and took a belt of storm giant’s strength.
Of course, the trick is that Vecna wanted them to get those items because he’d been orchestrating the entire campaign for a payoff centuries in the future. He’s not even going to show up in the campaign, all he has to do is send his AD&D minions that have nonsense like STR-draining grapple attacks and the demilich “devour soul” variant action as a gaze attack to gatekeep the library after the fact, because old-school D&D monsters don’t care if you were born in 5e.
But… why did vecna wanted them to have these, including an item the oil that is a consumable ??
The DM will figure that out later
Whats in the book of sex magic kept in ankh-moreparks dungeon? It could only be read in an ice cold room by wizards over 80 years old, ideally when dead. Sounds like a good find.
My 120 years old Liche : Interesting…
Mmmm double entendre on your synonym while doubly qualified. Amazing!
Dragon Master
Very good. Excellent.
Alchemical Jug for Infinite supply of mayonnaise. Easy.
Funny thing is, there is one kobold in the team that would probably do it. Then offer it to the cheff of the tribe, Linéon Piedléger, a halfelin that is like Gordon Ramsey and likes to taste new meats…
There is soooooo much more you could do with an infinite jar of mayonaise than merely to eat it.
🤨
I was thinking of it as a multi-use replacement for this. Why, what did you have in mind?
Something involving a dragon’s dick personnally
