I HEARD HELMET LAWS HAVE A SIGNIFICANT UNSPOKEN BENEFIT WHICH IS THAT THE HELMET KEEPS YOUR NOODLE IN ONE PLACE AFTER A CRASH AND GREATLY REDUCES CLEANUP COSTS. CAREFUL CRANKIN OUT THERE HOSSES.
YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY CORRECT. BE SAFE OUT THERE FOLKS YOU’VE GOT PEOPLE AT HOME WANTING TO SEE YOU IN ONE PIECE AROOOO!
YOU SHOULD PROBABLY UPGRADE YOUR HOG BROTHER
I love riding two wheel vehicles. Motorcycles, bicycles and e-bikes. I wish I could still ride them.
I got hit by a truck from behind while riding my bicycle to work. I also didn’t have a helmet which was incredibly stupid of me to do. Thankfully the brain damage was thankfully the brain damage was.
I’m kidding. He did shatter my hip though and the internal bleeding almost did me in. Bike related accidents aren’t a fun thing to experience and I hope anyone else who enjoys riding wears a fucking helmet. Holy fuck I lucked out on no brain damage.
I’M SURE YOU HAD SOMETHING WONDERFULLY ENLIGHTENING TO SAY, BROTHER, BUT YOU GOTTA SPEAK UP!
WHAT?
I BROKE MY COLLARBONE BECAUSE I DIDN’T DO PROPER MAINTENANCE ARROOOOO
WHAT’S A SHEEP STRAP THOUGH?
