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The Picard ManeuverM to [email protected] • 2 years ago

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The Picard ManeuverM to [email protected] • 2 years ago
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  • @[email protected]
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    6•2 years ago

    if it works it’s not stupid 😅

  • @[email protected]
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    57•2 years ago

    Water without anything in it doesn’t boil over

    • @[email protected]
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      Tbh it doesn’t even boil at all, like trees that make no noise when falling if nobody is looking, water doesn’t boil either. It requires conscious observation, similar to photons acting as a wave until observed which then they are particles.

    • @[email protected]
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      4•2 years ago

      That’s what the impurities are for

    • @[email protected]
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      1•2 years ago

      deleted by creator

    • @[email protected]
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      16•2 years ago

      Until it suddenly does, and violently if actually superheated.

      • XbSuper
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        12•2 years ago

        It’s not becoming super heated in an open pot.

        • @[email protected]
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          1•2 years ago

          Thankfully

      • @[email protected]
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        7•2 years ago

        You can’t superheat water in a pot on a stove. I don’t think you can at all with a conventional stove.

        • Turun
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          2•2 years ago

          You can do it with a conventional stove, you just need defect free pots. Also the problem is not nearly as pronounced as it is in the glass tube thingy in labs, because a pot is much wider, so there is not such a dramatic eruption.

        • @[email protected]
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          1•2 years ago

          pressure cooker with the valve soldered shut

  • @[email protected]
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    25•2 years ago

    Does your face also need to be visible to the water, for this to work?

    • The Picard ManeuverOPM
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      46•2 years ago

      Yes, it’s mostly an intimidation thing

      • kamenLady.
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        2•2 years ago

        Ah - The CarTalk method, but with staring down instead of talking.

      • @[email protected]
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        6•2 years ago

        lol

    • netburnr
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      14•2 years ago

      Actually makes it worse. The watch pot never boils.

      • @[email protected]
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        9•2 years ago

        It’s “a watched pot never boils.”

        How did you fuck that up so badly?

        • @[email protected]
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          10•2 years ago

          Budget cuts.

        • @[email protected]
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          1•2 years ago

          Nah, it’s « A watched boil never pops. »

  • hrimfaxi_work
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    59•2 years ago

    I’m impressed the water has its own phone to facetime people with.

    • @[email protected]
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      16•2 years ago

      Maybe he is FaceTiming it from his Apple TV

      • dditty
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        8•2 years ago

        Or his iPad or Mac

    • @[email protected]
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      5•2 years ago

      Smh all these people giving their water phones instead of stepping up and being a parent 😔

  • Grammaton Cleric
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    5•2 years ago

    Your phone is a small TV 🤦

  • tiredofsametab
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    45•2 years ago

    The first (known, at least,) webcam monitored a coffee pot.

    • Flying Squid
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      4•2 years ago

      For basically the same reason: they were too lazy to check and see if the coffee pot was full.

  • @[email protected]
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    10•2 years ago

    Recall the rule of quantum imaging.

  • @[email protected]
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    19•2 years ago

    But who took the picture of the phone pointed at the water?

    • @[email protected]
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      19•2 years ago

      That would be the fridge.

  • @[email protected]
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    7•2 years ago

    Why is he just boiling pots of water on the stove? Shouldn’t there be some kind of food in the water? It looks like it’s already boiling, what is he waiting for?

    I hope he posts the video of the phone tipping over and going into the boiling water

    • @[email protected]
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      17•2 years ago

      Lots of things need to go into already boiling water to cook properly. Pasta for one. Depending on the rice and the texture you’re going for, that can be better cooked by adding it to already boiling water. This is the same thing as preheating your frying pan or oven.

      • @[email protected]
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        7•2 years ago

        Why would he need to film it then? Water by itself doesn’t boil over.

        • @[email protected]
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          4•2 years ago

          This is the real question.

        • andrew_bidlaw
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          He watched TV. It’s easy to miss the time while doing something engaging, by a lot, up to tens of minutes. So he dropped a facetime window over his TV screen, I guess? Or onto another phone he has at hand?

          I think that he did that post because it’s silly and didn’t put more effort than it needs.

    • @[email protected]
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      2•2 years ago

      Maybe he is purifying water because of a water main leak. Did you ever consider that?

      • @[email protected]
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        1•2 years ago

        Not really. I feel like if he couldn’t stand in the kitchen for 5 minutes for water to boil then he’d probably go stay at a hotel if there was an actual water main leak

        • @[email protected]
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          15 minutes. You’re supposed to boil the water for 15 minutes during a boil water advisory

          You wouldn’t last a day dude.

          • @[email protected]
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            You’re right, the guy video conferencing with a pot of water while he sits on the other side of the house watching cartoons is clearly a survivalist of the highest order. I’m sure he’ll outlive us all

            • @[email protected]
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              2•2 years ago

              And he’ll be comfortable as fuck doing so

              • @[email protected]
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                If he has to go to this much trouble to boil one small pot of water then I doubt he’ll be that comfortable.

  • @[email protected]
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    16•2 years ago

    Or just like… set a timer? 6 minutes is what it takes for my pot to boil.

    • The Picard ManeuverOPM
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      29•2 years ago

      That’s far too low tech and easy, gramps.

      • @[email protected]
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        Jokes on you I use my in house spying tech to translate my words using machine learning and generative AI in order to set a timer.

      • @[email protected]
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        22•2 years ago

        Back in my day we used to have to stick our fingers into the water to tell it was boiled. Blistered sisters, we’d call em. It was the style of the time

  • @[email protected]
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    8•2 years ago

    This pot costs $200 by the way

    • @[email protected]
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      4•2 years ago

      Wuh? What brand is it?

      • Fogle
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        4•2 years ago

        I think it’s called hexclad

        • @[email protected]
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          2•2 years ago

          700 for the 6pc (+ lids) set… Not as bad as OP made it seem.

        • @[email protected]
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          1•2 years ago

          It is. Wife insisted we have these pans about a year ago. No joke, these are the absolute best pans I’ve ever cooked with. But they were expensive.

        • @[email protected]
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          4•2 years ago

          So much money so Teflon can leech into your food. Gimme some old CI and keep your crummy nonstick

  • moosetwin
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    21•2 years ago

  • Dr. Coomer
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    22•2 years ago

  • @[email protected]B
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    30•2 years ago

    human uses internet to bounce image onto a dozen servers, captured by multiple governments, data mined and ai trained on by proprietary software company, just to not spend five minutes standing

    • @[email protected]
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      6•2 years ago

      If they wanna spy on ma boiling water so be it

      • @[email protected]B
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        i was thinking more of the electricity, precious metals, human labor, and other resources needed for this one human to not stand in an area for a few minutes

  • @[email protected]
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    2•2 years ago

    That’s an expensive pot, I’ve seen those hex pattern ones before.

    • @[email protected]
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      2•2 years ago

      they’re like $10 at Walmart

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