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Something Mysterious Appears to Be Suppressing the Universe’s Growth, Scientists Say::The unexplained cause of the slowed growth of the cosmic web that connects galaxies could hint at new physics.
Aliens. It’s always aliens.
Sounds pretty spooky.
the spiders making the cosmic web are on strike duh
I’m sorry, this totally was not my intention.
its time to upgrade RAM
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This is a render distance issue, the bottleneck is clearly GPU
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I hate this kind of titles that try hard to make science sound esoteric. Science is exciting enough by itself!
God bless you 🙏
Program is running out of memory.
Does the universe—err, HAVE memory via conservation of mass or sumfing?
42?
Correct. Don’t forget to bring a towel!
If we expand anymore we’ll pop the neutron that contains the universe.
Source: Men in Black
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Heap memory specifically.
Okay Java.
He needs to tune down that garbage collection
For everyone talking about the expansion of the Universe, that’s not what this is about. The Universe is still expanding, at an accelerating rate. This work is about the rate of structure formation (the large-scale clumpiness of matter) being slowed down, not the expansion of spacetime.
So the galaxian filaments have surface tension?
If I’m thinking of this right, yes, and it’s like they have less than we thought and aren’t splitting up into “droplets” (clusters of galaxies) as fast as we think they should be.
The universe is a giant black hole that’s why it’s slowing down
Congrats on your Nobel prize!
Wait did they just solve science or smthn?
What does… God… need… with a starship?
Jim, what are you doing
Jim, what are you doing
I am asking a question
What does… God… need… with a starship?
I am asking a question
It is the weekend for whoever is running the universe experiment so they went home. Just wait a couple more gazillion years and they will be back adding more stuff to the mix.
It’s on a bit of a diet, seems to be working, good for the universe
Is the big crunch back on the menu?
Is that the one in a giant dorito?
It’s an off brand great value nacho corn chip but basically the same yeah
God has raised the interest rate
Prismo just stabilised the multiverse.