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Something Mysterious Appears to Be Suppressing the Universe’s Growth, Scientists Say::The unexplained cause of the slowed growth of the cosmic web that connects galaxies could hint at new physics.
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God has raised the interest rate
Prismo just stabilised the multiverse.
God bless you 🙏
Aliens. It’s always aliens.
Sounds pretty spooky.
Program is running out of memory.
If we expand anymore we’ll pop the neutron that contains the universe.
Source: Men in Black
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Does the universe—err, HAVE memory via conservation of mass or sumfing?
42?
Correct. Don’t forget to bring a towel!
Heap memory specifically.
Okay Java.
He needs to tune down that garbage collection
What does… God… need… with a starship?
Jim, what are you doing
What does… God… need… with a starship?
I am asking a question
Jim, what are you doing
I am asking a question
could hint at new physics.
Nice a new update it’s dropping.
Forest new math.
Now the woke fuckers are bringing new physics?!
When will the insanity end???
“Patch notes: fixed weird bug slowing down the expansion of the universe; heat death now correctly occurs in 2025”
Well, shit
Shit, I knew I forgot about doing something.
I’m sorry, this totally was not my intention.
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its time to upgrade RAM
This is a render distance issue, the bottleneck is clearly GPU
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Is the big crunch back on the menu?
Is that the one in a giant dorito?
It’s an off brand great value nacho corn chip but basically the same yeah
I hate this kind of titles that try hard to make science sound esoteric. Science is exciting enough by itself!
It noticed humans and said ‘whoa whoa whoa, that’s not at all what we meant’.
the spiders making the cosmic web are on strike duh
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