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die you miserable old piece of shitfucking please let this be it. we need this win
Henry Kissinger dyes… his hair.
So if and when he finally goes down, what’s going to be the official themesong of him dying?
Holiday in Cambodia?
Crab rave is always solid. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDU_Txk06tM
Injury
Doesn’t make me too hopeful, old fuck probably just fell in the shower or something, sadly.
the fucker is 100 years old, a fall in the shower has like a 98% fatality rate.
He will sit at the Golden Throne and a thousand souls would be sacrificed every day to keep him alive.
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Henry Kissinger was trying to create his own Webway but suffered an injury when his psychic shield was broken by Magnus the Red.
What kind of Dickensian ass name is Reginald DesRoaches
he’s haitian
First available dates I could find are September 2030.
Kissenger is the only one of us who will live to see world communism
A group of adventurers infiltrated his dungeon and slew him, but he will reform from his phylactery in 1d8 days
Ready the crabs
Sadly we all know when it finally happens the news will refer to him as “Nobel peace prize winner, Henry Kissinger” and talk about his hard work at peace activism; and you know what? When we’re all cheering from the rooftops and flying banners of many different countries he ruined, libs will be telling us to show respect for the dead, regardless of political disagreements
On the other hand even John Oliver has called for his death
Sure, but will you let that lessen your enjoyment? Will it actually make you respect the dead? I will be in a good enough mood to withstand quite a lot of liberal handwringing, considering that we are talking about when Henry Kissinger is finally actually dead.
The only downside of this, we can’t be there to personally wispier taunts about his immortal soul hanging by a mere thread before he plunges into eternal hellfire… And there’s nothing he can do about it, the great equalizer of death will take him sooner or later. And if there is no hell today, there will be one created the day that he dies, because whatever you believe sparked this plane of existence into being cannot bare his sins going unpunished.
this guy’s gonna live to like 120, I can just see it
Maybe god is forcing him to be alive so he can witness second soviet union.
Then he will die
