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Intel indicates Putin has acquired even larger table technology

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Intel indicates Putin has acquired even larger table technology

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https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/other/putin-is-using-a-new-massive-table-to-keep-his-distance-from-officials-and-it-s-just-as-ridiculous-as-the-original/ar-AA1iXmuO

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  • @[email protected]
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    5•2 years ago

    Poor guy looks like Franklin at Charlie Brown’s Thanksgiving dinner.

  • @[email protected]
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    deleted by creator

    • @[email protected]
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      3•2 years ago

      Woo Loo Loo

      Woo Loo Loo

  • @[email protected]
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    49•2 years ago

    If Putin wants some big tables he needs to download Excel

    • @[email protected]
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      3•2 years ago

      Or get a bandsaw, some large clamps, glue, and some good hardwoods.

    • Teon
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      Sanctions are in place, he will need LibreOffice Calc.

      • WalrusDragonOnABike
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        Enabling such large tables may make things unstable.

        • Teon
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          5•2 years ago

          Too late, putin was always unstable.

          • ikarushagen2
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            2•2 years ago

            But in a way he is now more stable. The big table makes him stable

      • @[email protected]
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        Which actually is better than Excel. Currently I have to work with Excel. Gosh, how bad it got. Especially CSV import and cell formating. They really worked on being incompatible to even basic data formats just to keep you in their eco system. Try to import a UTF-8 CSV where the delimiter and the number format differs from the system settings. It completely fucks up your data and you have to import it as text and then you have to format each colum separately. Because changing the format from text to number does NOT change the view. You have to update each column manually. FU MS. There are comedy videos about number formatting in Excel: https://youtu.be/yb2zkxHDfUE?si=CtYMI-5FsU2bPZUF

        • @[email protected]
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          2•2 years ago

          Power Query might solve your problem. You can do a text to columns with as many custom delimiters as you want.

          • @[email protected]
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            3•2 years ago

            Thanks for trying to help. But that’s the point. They make something which was easy deliberately overly complicated. The next step will be that they force you to discuss the csv import with ChatGPT for 5 minutes. And every time you’ll hear: well ok, this step now is more complicated, but we gave you a mighty tool which can do SO much more.

  • 𝙣𝙪𝙠𝙚OP
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    60•2 years ago

    This is clear escalation and we need to act now

    • @[email protected]
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      Name checks out

    • @[email protected]
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      10•2 years ago

      We need to close the table gap

    • theodewere
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      we can’t afford to have a table gap

  • @[email protected]
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    29•2 years ago

    Naturally this is so the man’s legendary virility cannot accidentally impregnate anyone in close proximity.

  • @[email protected]
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    19•2 years ago

    Does this mean he’s not dead? Or do they need the extra big table because he is dead and they don’t want anyone getting too close to the body double so nobody can tell.

    • Lolman228
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      He had the greatest Russian scientists transfer his mind into Mecha-Putin so he may continue his conquest for the infinitable

  • CMGX78
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    18•2 years ago

    That Saddam behind Putin was a nice touch.

  • Grant_M
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    3•2 years ago

    Putler – King of the Nazis

  • teft
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    150•2 years ago

    I read that as Intel the computer chip manufacturer and was so confused for a second.

    • Toes♀
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      14•2 years ago

      Yeah, I thought Putin double downed on some sort of cyber warfare.

      • roguetrick
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        Rainbow tables are kinda passe nowadays no matter how big they are.

      • @[email protected]
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        3•2 years ago

        It’s the only kind of warfare Russia seems to be good at.

    • @[email protected]
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      47•2 years ago

      The table design does appear to be based on the old Socket 7 or Socket 8 Pentium CPU sockets.

  • @[email protected]
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    6•2 years ago

    It’s the polonium.

  • @[email protected]
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    1•2 years ago

    Palistinians support Hamas.

  • @[email protected]
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    14•2 years ago

    Pretty soon each seat will need a phone installed at it so they can all still talk.

    • @[email protected]
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      14•2 years ago

      Maybe that’s why Intel is involved in the project.

    • theodewere
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      5•2 years ago

      IT setting up Wi-Fi repeaters to cover the whole table

  • Square Singer
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    10•2 years ago

    He totally got the concept of a round table, where everyone is equal.

    • @[email protected]
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      I mean that’s the point. He’s clearly Don Putin in this configuration.

  • The Barto
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    14•2 years ago

    You see that pole in the middle leading towards Putin? It’s connected to the chair he’s in and when everyone leaves the room someone comes in, removes the desks and Putin spins around the room until he gets sleepy.

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    He learned from one of the assassination attempts on Hitler https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/20_July_plot

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      Hilter

      Hitler?

      • @[email protected]
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        3•2 years ago

        Yup lol. Oof

    • @[email protected]
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      10•2 years ago

      assignation

      assassination?

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        14•2 years ago

        Ass in nation

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        Edited. Thanks. I’m terrible at proofreading my own writing. Edit: proofread to proofreading

        • @[email protected]
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          you mean proofreading? :p

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            9•2 years ago

            Oh shit. Yup lol

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