I don’t wanna talk about it :(
This hits hard. :(
“The Chair” put me six feet under.
NARM!
Too soon
🤣 YOU DON’T KNOW MEEE! Lol
I upgraded “the chair™” to “the basket™” which makes it seem like i have “my shit together™”
I did the same. It can mask the mixes in non-cloth objects much better than the chair and still looks like there’s some kind of system there.
I got a standalone wardrobe thing to organize my clothes and now my cats just kinda live there
instead of The Chair I have The Floor
Idk your age, but I personally upgraded from The Floor™ to The Chair™ in my mid 30s.
Good to know, I can put it off for a few more years then.
I moved from The Chair™ to The Bed™. 35 here.
The Floor is the largest shelf in your house!
If not for putting things then whys it made of flat?
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Many of these are simply Depression^TM , the less special sounding but more realistic for you to actually have “feature” nowadays.
This. Is. My. Life.
I didn’t know I had ADHD until I saw this. Dang.
This is not a diagnosis test. You do not have ADHD just because this described you. However if you have ADHD there is a high likelihood that this describes you.
Correct: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Contraposition
If P, Then Q. — If not Q, Then not P.
Half of the things listed as “adhd memes” are very generic things that everyone does. Like “the chair.” I don’t know any family that doesn’t have a version of that.
Most of these hit close to home, except that I’m obsessively punctual, check my messages even when there are no new notifications and my file system is a work of art that I can spend hours organizing. But that goddamn chair though…
Don’t let other people tell you how to optimize queries for your database. https://lemmy.spacestation14.com/comment/912391
I thought everyone had a couple folders called"stuff". Damn
I can’t delete those, they might have something important … They definitely don’t
I am also obsessively punctual, and I use a planner well. Other than that… yeah.
I’m obsessively punctual, but my file system is like the chair… and I’m a software engineer …
F
Fuck being punctual. Have to be there at least ten minutes early. But respond to a call or text in a reasonable period of time? Nah.
I’m you minus the chair… mostly because I don’t own a chair like that
If I have multiple files or folders named like that it’s usually because I’m working on something and frustrated. They eventually devolve into profanity lol
When i already have a test folder in my home directory and try to make a test file i get really annoyed.
Palistinians support Hamas.
You guys don’t get a compulsion to get rid of any notification or mark emails as read the moment they come through?
Also you guys get messages on social media?
I can relate to that last part… except on lemmy, I get plenty of messages here :)
No. Mostly I turn off the notification stuff if I can, especially the little dot with the unread number. A lot of that stuff isn’t worth reading.
Jokes on you, I have The Heap™
It’s like a chair but without the chair as chairs take up extra space
…my single spotify playlist for ALL my music is named Heap
My music taste is so scatter shot and shifting I could never do that
Mine are usually titled the date I save them with no further description
And before you ask, no it doesn’t make finding the correct playlist easier
I just have my 1000 liked songs that I play on shuffle
That’s essentially how I use the Heap playlist
Do you also sometimes get these hyperfixations on music where you listen to one or only a few songs a lot and skip to everything else?
Yeah, but you ever set an alarm for 4am, pop meds and then go back to sleep and have godlike vivid dreams?
My jam… sadly
Can’t say I have…
I downloaded an alarm app that only lets you turn it off after solving a math problem, and after that it waits 10min and starts again unless you confirm you are awake.
What ended up happening was that i just kept just solving them while half asleep, forgetting the 10min thing, and waking up again 10 min later, repeat 50x until it’s so late that the alarm was pointless, and now not only am i late, i’m also tired.
