So you want your vagina to burp and are willing to feed all the yeast and bacteria a bunch of sugar to accomplish it?
I do and I am tired of pretending I don’t (I don’t have a vagina)
Time for butt stuff!
Mentos + Coke makes for one hell of an enema.
Time to newspaper the splash zone like Patrick Bateman.
Damn. Imma get real weird on xvideos later.
Later?
Wait is this possible?
What else would you call expelling carbon dioxide in a burst?
Trying to make bread down there
Literal bun in the oven
V-rye
https://youtu.be/Lk--LS1vLds?si=fUR_Pe0Xle9ZabUd
If you haven’t seen it y’all gotta
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What in the fresh fuck
It’s a really nice bike.
I’m sure the GOP has a plan to do something about this.
Gonna hear that thang coming like a bowl of rice krispies
Love that sizlin’ fajita-style puss!
I have religious objections to this comment.
Shut it, gotta listen to these good tunes.
yeast infection
yeast infection is FAKE and made up by the government to stop us from pouring POP ROCKS into our pussies
My first thought as well.
Girlllllll! Your pussy is poppin’!
I’m down, as long as they’re not banana flavoured.
Do they make banana flavored pop rocks?
This isn’t how I’d want to find out.
What about banana creampie flavored
BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA TERRACOTTA BANANA TERRACOTTA, TERRACOTTA PIE
IS THERE A PERFECT WAY OF HOLDING YOU BABY??
I’ll pass, thanks.
