Reminds me of one of my favorite Point/Counterpoint articles from The Onion:
“Darling, I Will Give You The Moon And The Stars” (by an English grad student)
said miss universe pageant winner
Why are you assuming alien species will conform to our gender roles?
I love my wife but she knows my other woman is my gaming pc. They have learned to accept each others presence in my life though I have been getting nagged recently to spend more time with her. I have no idea how to explain to my computer that my wife is more important to me.
There goes my subscription for Andorian Pornhub
Love about to start calculating escape trajectories.
I said what I said.
Until Earth girls catch up and develop at least a third breast, it seems unfair to even try to compare.
But does it have to be next to their butthole? Those Mars gals are kinda a buzzkill because of it… It’s like looking at an inverted cow.
What a vivid mental image.
Wow. Nice casual body shaming.
