How can we get this to hit a headline. That’s hilarious
Im wondering why they didn’t take the three seconds to make more convincing translations? It feels like Pre GPT AI lol
ELIZA
Can’t this be reported?
What do you want to report? Appstores remove bad reviews under premise of “bomb reviews” (or something like that) for corporations to unhurt their fillings. They did it for example with tiktok.
I mean faking reviews is literally violating laws in some countries, so it’s not like there’s no basis.
Hey, Jeffery Tromp is a friend of mine and I can vouch for his review and confirm that he’s not going anywhere else but he’s
the quick response to the hospital is your family doing over the phone
This is the first time I have a friend who is it an adult and I don’t know what to.
That’s what I’m saying to the other person that has a new one in there
These fake reviews are getting on my
Mine too, and I can vouch for the other’s reviews and their
hey it’s me aliyalcorwin, let’s get together tomorrow to
LMAO
Shocking news.
Pretty sure apple must have rules in their App Store about this, right? Can they don anything? Like, hiding it in the App Store as retaliation?
UK Play store keeping it real :-)
Yo where does that one user wanna get the boys in?
u/spez’s basement…
Saw that days ago. You missed the chain of 7-10 reviews that said “OK” all conveniently on the same day.
Report then, and at the very least, make them as unhelpful.
It’s a repost from other sub but the platform doesn’t show that for this post because I changed the link so it shows the image directly on lemmy. Sorry for the post being misleading about the author. :/
Oh I didn’t mean that as a repost. I mean I actually saw that on the app store a few days ago.
Ah, gotcha, this sentence confused me then:
You missed the chain of 7-10 reviews that said “OK” all conveniently on the same day.
Considering the things spez has done like trying to prevent people from removing their data while breaking the law, this doesn’t surprise me at all.
Gotta pump up those numbers for their IPO
Report the individual reviews by long pressing on them and report the app to apple by tapping “report a problem” at the bottom of the app description page. If enough people do this maybe apple will take action. Not sure what the steps are on Android but I’m sure they’re similar.
I opened the play store to figure this out for you and my wrist got tired scrolling through all the 1 star reviews. if they’re buying reviews they’re paying too much.
Same. I don’t see anything but one star reviews.
2.2M downloads and only 3.3 stars. You gotta be really shitty to have that low of a rating at that volume.
I saw this posted maybe on Friday and back then people said theyd report those and told others to, so is possible that they got removed already (or maybe there werent many)
Make a sentence out of these words. Surprise, big, not.
Big words surprise, a sentence of make out. Not these.
Why do these reviews read like snippets from some sort of Frankenstein-esque Lorem Ipsum created by hitting autosuggest options on my keyboard?
Markov chain maybe?
Can’t afford to pay mods, but have plenty saved for fake reviewers smh
I… um… Are they trying to code spam bots themselves? Are they THAT cheap, and, judging by the results, THAT talentless?
I almost feel like we should tell them that there are places you can pay to have others do this “professionally”. This almost bypasses Funny and goes straight to Sad/Pathetic.