I’ll pass the coffee, cocaine and weed.
You want a slice of salami after we do a line?
Maybe roll up the salami and snort it through the meat straw?
Definitely roll up the salami and snort it through the meat straw. FTFY
Mmm. Wet.
Helps with the drip
No, that’s for after the weed
There are a couple of items I would replace with more cheese
Yeah the condoms. I’m not getting laid lmao that entire board is a party for 1 in my book
Swap the condoms for a buttplug and some lube !
Yeah that coke and weed is taking up some valuable cheese real estate
The drugs need to stay but earwax cheese and open condoms need to go.
I would replace all the drugs, candy and chicken nuggets(?) With good cheese, real bread and maybe a couple of fruits (grapes, cherry tomatos, blueberries)
I don’t see any dates on that board.
I don’t see any dates on that board.
The sour worms are for a presumptuous breakfast.
If you present me with this then we’re already married.
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So is it one dick three times or three dicks one time?
One human and a one Klingon
Yes, in that order
Don’t threaten me with a good time.
Who just leaves whole-ass nugs of bud out like that? Shit’s gonna get dried out.
Personally I prefer dry weed. I hate those bowls that just keep going because the moisture needs to be evaporated before it will all burn. I just want to hit that shit then get back to whatever else I was doing, even if the flavour isn’t as good. I don’t have weed for the flavour, it’s just icing on the cake when it’s a nice one.
Hell ya, I’ll even go a step further. I like trash weed. I’m not trying to get too ducked up by accident. Dirt weed in a pinner or a bowl is a known quantity. Familiar, nostalgic, predictable.
I hate to be the party pooper, but is that coke or fentanyl?
Its 2023, so it’s better not to assume
With a trusted source, you can absolutely get bangin fent-free coke.
Yeah, because coke dealers are so often trustworthy people.
I guess it all depends—maybe I’ve just been blessed!
This may be contrary to common sense, but all a good dealer has is his reputation and the quality of his product.
If you lose one, you lose the other.
You’re right and I think that is common sense. However, there are also many drug dealers operating in a captive market that have neither a good reputation nor a quality product but still move lots of drugs.
It’s for that exact reason that I support decriminalizing recreational drug usage as a whole.
If we can get some regulation into it, and maybe get some taxes out of it, then things could improve for a lot of people,
it’s 2023, so … a little of column A, a little of column B
Coke with fentanyl in it.
I mean, there are so many drugs that just come as a white powder.
And it’s just a picture on the internet, so the white powder doesn’t even have to be a drug.
Are those finger condoms?
They’re almost the size of the bottom of the cup how the fuck big do you need it to be?
Needs to fit balls too
Look, idk about OP, but waaaay early on in my first days of sex, one of the sets of condoms we got just wouldn’t fit.
There she was waiting for me.
“What do you mean it won’t fit?”
“It won’t stretch enough to get through the ring.”
“That explains a lot.” (It took her a while to get “used to me”)
It’s only been a problem with two kinds, so I avoid those.
Cups, shot glasses or strange glass thimbles?
They can be
FINALLY, something my size.
My what big fingers you have …
The coffee and cocaine is there to counter the side effects of weed and whiskey. Not sure why the condoms are there though because after that much coke weed and whiskey you won’t be able to feel your dick anyway.
Sounds like a sequencing issue to me
Not sure why the condoms are there though because after that much coke weed and whiskey you won’t be able to feel your dick anyway.
Maybe for you rook. If that is good blow you might be thumbing in a gummy, but you’d feel it just fine.
I don’t think those gummy worms are meant for insertion. That could lead to a nasty yeast infection.
Worms are meant for the mud hole.
Pushing rope and smoking dope.
OK, standard charcuterie board… Wait… Is that weed? And blow? And are those condoms? OhShit. You got gummy worms? I’m down.
I don’t think chicken nuggets are standard either…
They should be.
Don’t forget the coffee beans next to the cheddar
