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@[email protected] to [email protected]English • 2 years ago

Ever wonder what else they ask the computer?

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Ever wonder what else they ask the computer?

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  • Cylusthevirus
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    I know it’s a meme but there’s an actual answer: because humans have them, and Dr. Soong wanted Data to feel human. That was the whole point of the project from what I understand.

    • IninewCrow
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      13•2 years ago

      Imagine if Dr. Soong wanted to have a bit of fun and place a third nipple on Data’s body just to mess people who would see him naked.

    • lorez
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      1•2 years ago

      And Dr Han Fastolfe…ehm Soong

  • @[email protected]
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    12•2 years ago

    Data has nipples Greg, could you milk him?

  • @[email protected]
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    3•2 years ago

    Or a belly button?

    • @[email protected]
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      7•2 years ago

      Dr. Soong is a narcissist. He created life in his image.

  • @[email protected]
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    15•2 years ago

    One is for tuning the radio

    • @[email protected]
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      6•2 years ago

      The other regulates body temperature

      • @[email protected]
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        KRYTEN! One day we will have Jazz FM in the ready room

    • @[email protected]
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      3•2 years ago

      I found the Pulaski.

  • @[email protected]
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    9•2 years ago

    There’s a mastadon account called “rikers search history” that addresses this question

  • @[email protected]
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    Guys… Data doesn’t have nipples.

    (I know it’s Lore but they’re identical, shut up!)

    Edit: also check out them buns of polyalloy bioplast!

    • @[email protected]
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      9•2 years ago

      Maybe this is why Lore is so ornery.

      • @[email protected]
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        Lornery

      • @[email protected]
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        4•2 years ago

        Is it the mandula oblongata?

        • lorez
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          3•2 years ago

          Medulla

    • IninewCrow
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      6•2 years ago

      lol … these comments also got me to thinking of the whole ‘made in God’s image’

      What if God was a deformed or deranged version of whatever species he/she/it is

      What if we’re all just perfect copies of an imperfect original?

      • @[email protected]
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        2•2 years ago

        I read something the other day about how christians will draw Adam and Eve with belly buttons… Like, makes you think…

  • OhStopYellingAtMe
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    4•2 years ago

    Tiny parabolic antennas.

  • [email protected]
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    62•2 years ago

    can you milk me

  • @[email protected]
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    11•2 years ago

    They are programmed for maximum pleasure.

  • Snot Flickerman
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    The ships computer, Eddie, becomes unable to accept new processing requests because it is running at full capacity after being told to make “Tea, with Data’s breast milk” by William Riker.

    • @[email protected]
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      Eddies in the space -time continuum…

      Well what’s he doing there then?

    • mosiacmango
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      WesleyCrusherAllTacos.meme

  • @[email protected]
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    7•2 years ago

    I mean, I dunno, why does he have anything?
    Why does he have a nose?

    • @[email protected]
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      1•2 years ago

      canonical answer? Vanity is practically a genetic trait of the Soongs.

  • IninewCrow
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    23•2 years ago

    Computer … give me a list of memes from 21st century earth

    … Personal screen explodes …

    • @[email protected]
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      15•2 years ago

      Four hours after the inquiry the computer is still lagging just trying to collect it all.

      • IninewCrow
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        13•2 years ago

        Red Alert!!! … Computer is diverting power from life support! … the warp core is failing and being drained of power … lights and control panels all across the ship start flickering and become non functional

  • ivanafterall
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    Does Data have nipples?

    • taanegl
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      1•2 years ago

      There’s no photo evidence of it I can find, and I’ve been given a good reason to search for “start trek data nipples”. You all saw it. This was justified.

      But seeing as some people are super insistent, I’ll have to conclude that it’s A CONSPIRACY!!!

      Birds aren’t real, the earth is hollow and Data has no nipples!

      • ivanafterall
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        The burden of proof is on those claiming Data has nipples. Them’s the rules.

  • Destroyer of Worlds 3000
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    5•2 years ago

    I just assumed they were for machine milk. I bet one is chocolate. Think about it.

    • @[email protected]
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      Vex milk like in Destiny 2 lmfaoooo

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    I have no evidence that he does

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