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Just mind the small thermal exhaust port for the reactor
that’s an anus
If someone shoves a proton torpedo up my anus i’d probably blow up as well to be fair
Let the record show this
That’s America’s anus.
I thought that was Ryan Seacrest?
Needs more skulls and gothic architecture.
The Emperor protects, battle brothers.
… I unironically want this, now
If it’s healthcare or this at least have one of them.
Can’t cost more the Zumwalts
United States of Smash
Ah, so we should name it after Perry.
The USS Dour Motherfucker.
USS “WE’LL MAKE YOU LIKE US”
USS Nice Economy You Got There.
ship arrives: “I am here!”
Oh God who let Tillman’s ghost out of hell‽
“FIRE ALL PORT SIDE GUNS!”
does barrel roll
that’s why it has a dozen anchors on each side of the hull. proper preparation prevents piss poor projectiling.
And stops your pewpew from making you go plunk.
That’s why navies stopped using broadsides and went to turrets about 150 years ago. Well, it’s one of the reasons anyway. Turrets also worked a lot better once you shifted to steam power and didn’t have to worry so much about rigging. Additionally, you could mount a much bigger gun on a turret than you could using broadsides on the sides of a wooden sailing ship.
Turrets also prevent what happened to the Vasa, which was the most powerful sailing ship of its time. Its time being 10th August 1626, from 3:40 pm to four o’clock. The king of Sweden ordered it to be made longer, halfway through building it. This scope creep turned out to have negative implications vis-a-vis keeping the gun ports above the waterline.
Spins so fast it generates the energy needed to power the entire ship.
Try spinning, that’s a good trick
Worked great in pirates of the Caribbean
No. NOPREQUELS. NO.
The spin creates a tsunami to deliver even more damage.
“Temper temper” indeed.
Healthcare? 🙅
This? 👀
They probably have a med bay
The age of the battleship has returned!
It’s the fortress-ship from Iain Bank’s “Use of Weapons”.
The scabberrind? I listed to it, so I have no idea how to spell it.
It’s the “Staberinde”, according to this Stackoverflow discussion. (It’s been a while, I had to look up the name.)
Was thinking exactly this.
How’s the command chair?
Too soon… 🦴😢
Does this count as spoilers: 🦴🪑😭
A little pokey around the ribs.
Damn you’re good.
The USS AFS (all fifty states)
*USS Executor has entered the Mediterranean
USS FAFO
And the away boats are Guam, Puerto Rico, DC. Et al.
Nah, the USS Guam is just Guam
No kinda aircraft carrier like an unsinkable island aircraft carrier!
Maneuverability depends on the spaghetti plot.
Most of my tax dollars are going towards greebling.
The mass shortage of model kits is the real tragedy.
Needs some sexy nose art.
