Me and the boys in the apocalypse
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Start putting into your 401K or Roth IRA now. The earlier you start the easier it is to retire.
It’s the same for your house loans. The more you can pay EARLY, the faster the loan gets paid off. If you start paying more down later into loan, it’s not worth as much.
The magic of compound interest and need for high growth economies to sustain printing money from nothing.
This seems like a utopia compared to reality
At least whatever you’re doing will feel meaningful.
Running for your life is meaningful.
It does look more fun doing that than going to work and getting another shot at long covid while rich assholes steal the surplus value of your labor.
Immortan Joe 2024!
A dumber version is trying to run for it.
Nah, in case of apocalypse we are gonna be in the the 99% of skeletons in the dust.
Which honestly would be preferable compared to the madness and misery of postapo movies.
I already have the guitar, now all I need is a flamethrower!
Not so fast, eager beaver, you’re missing the part where you’re blind, your mother gets murdered, and you wear a mask made out of your dead mother’s face.
Dude that’s like a Tuesday on the flats, can I speed up the process?
Fair point, those cars look hella expensive. And who’s gonna pay for the petrol?
That’s the best part, you don’t have too. In the future it’s finders keepers.
Until entropy ‘finders keepers’ that petrol.
Someone called me?
Nah we’re looking for the other guy
Kentropy.
More to the point, how is it not going to turn into jelly after a few years? Old gas turns to jelly.
Jellycars …when?
It’s Ethanol Free …?
This is why you should get an electric car and solar panels.
