Mike Johnson is a walking argument for voting against 70+ year-old geriatrics who can’t string together coherent sentences.
All it takes is one exceedingly unlucky accident and that motherfucker becomes president.
It’s a bit bonkers that the way the American system works can so easily result in a president who is a member of the other party.
That’s by design, sadly.
And not only that, a majority of voters seem perfectly content with it.
Isn’t this the kind of thing TOR and a private browsing session was made for? Additionally this is just bizarre.
Maybe it’s a way to make sure they don’t forget. Like “oh hey bro i saw u had some lewds in ur history make sure u go incognito next time” “Damn u right man good lookin out” fist bump
Does this not seem deeply disturbing for any politician to ever admit? It’s not shocking anymore, just disturbing still.
Nothing creepy about that
What the hell is this perfect picture?
IKR!!!
It must be that software that you install that lets your “accountability buddy” check your browsing activity.
It literally says that in the article.
Who reads articles? Speculation from headlines is much more fun.
Is porn intake measured in sieverts or mW/cm² or what?
What level is considered safe?
Asking for a friend.
I come to think about ajph (arousal jumps per hour) 🤔
Npps aka Naked People Per Second
Not to be confused with NiPS. (Nipples per second) Which indicates how many definitely female nipples are in view per second. This is a better metric as many scenes are shown with partial clothing and therefore don’t get counted in the NPPS metric correctly.
Pretty sure it’s millipervs.
With this guy, it’s more like megapervs.
The equivalent of 3 McDonald’s cheeseburgers consumed in their playground ball pit per week
As a parent, thats just some shit you don’t wanna know. Like idgaf if its furry or scat shit keep it to yourself, kid.
I don’t have kids, but if I found out that my son was beating it to furry porn I don’t think I’d be able to sleep at night.
Edit: not saying that I would hate them or anything, just that it would bother me and I’d be concerned about them. Humans dressing up as animals and saying “call me Wolfy, I am a Timberwolf because that’s what I associate most with” is just fucking weird. Humans are humans, we aren’t another species.
There comes a point where being accepting and inclusivity goes too far, some things shouldn’t be normalized, because then everything becomes normalized. I know I sound like the “being gay is unnatural” people, but what I’m talking about is humans and non-humans (as I re-read this, it’s literally the plot of the Futurama episode with the Lucy Liu bot and proposition Infinity). There are people out there that love and have relationships with inanimate objects (cars, The Eiffel Tower, The Statue of Liberty, sex dolls, etc…). Should we normalize a lonely person bringing their sex doll out to a restaurant and having a date with them? At some point we’re reinforcing unhealthy relationships and you have to draw the line somewhere.
Sounds like it’s a good thing you don’t have kids, but you also might change your priorities if and when you have them
I’m not saying I would hate them or disown them or anything, just that it would bother me. It’s like, what if you found out that your kids watched midget amputee scat porn? Would you be like “ok that’s normal, carry on!”?
I would remember why I already knew that I never wanted to know what porn my kids watch. I would only have a problem with abusive types of porn, that would require a talk about consent, respect and boundaries.
Nah fuck that. Furry hate is always acceptable
How is it that furry gets scorn, but scat skates right by without comment?
It’s not as much fun to make fun of Germans as it is to say fursecution.
You can try to distract me all you want but I will remain focused on hating furries.
Ugh, let people enjoy things. As fetishes go, furry is way down the harm scale.
Fuck you furry. Go yiff in hell.
They’re both fucked up, but at least scat porn is two (or more) humans not humans dressed as animals fucking each other.
Furries are just fucking weird, man. Some things just shouldn’t be normalized.
Says “Pete the cat”
Wtf how is the onion supposed to keep up with this shit
By waiting until people are used to their shit and posting completely normal stories about them. No one would believe them.
"Republican has a change of heart when their 12 year old daughter gets pregnant, now supports abortion. "
No, I think that one’s fairly common. So is just “Republican gets pregnant, now supports abortion - but only for her specific circumstances”.
“Rules for thee but not for me”
The only moral abortion is my abortion
A long read but relevant just as much today as it was 23 years ago when published.
I get that lots of jokes are to be made about the porn part but what really should be concerning everyone is that the current Speaker of the House pays a third party to snoop on every aspect of his phone.
Was he using his personal phone for any of his duties in Congress?
Is he still using this phone with even more potentially secret government information as a member of the Gang of 8?
This is a MASSIVE security risk, who the fuck knows what information this Covenant Eyes “company” is now privy to.
ETA: From a Wired article from Sept 2022: https://www.wired.com/story/covenant-eyes-anti-porn-accountability-monitoring-apps/
“But Covenant Eyes and Accountable2You do much more than just police pornography. When WIRED downloaded, decompiled, and tested Covenant Eyes and Accountable2You, we found that both apps are built to collect, monitor, and report all sorts of innocent behavior. The applications exploited Android’s accessibility permissions to monitor almost everything someone does on their phone. While the accessibility functionalities are meant to help developers build out features that assist people with disabilities, these apps take advantage of such permissions to either capture screenshots of everything actively being viewed on the device or detect the name of apps as they’re being used and record every website visited in the device’s browser.”
Emphasis mine. This is exactly what I’m talking about. Dude has this software on every one of his devices and now the Christofascists behind Covenant Eyes and any one willing to hack them, ie foreign governments, has screenshots of everything he is viewing. Massive massive security risk.
Covenant Eyes is what Anna Duggar was using to keep Josh Duggar accountable. He’s been in jail for like a year now for CSAM. Pretty sure C.E. is just a data mining operation that uses fundie fear to make money.
What a made up concern lol. He would just use a different phone.
He would? Or he did?
If he uses a second phone, does that not immediately undermine the point of showing his porn to his son? Since any secret porn his son would tattle to god about he would just watch on the second phone, yes?
This is a pretty massive concern. He keeps US secrets for fucks sake.
What is your source for this?
Should he? Absolutely, his personal phone with this tracking software should never be anywhere near the Capitol.
Dude doesn’t even have a bank account, show everyone the proof that he’s actually using a different, secure phone. Never assume Republicans are doing what’s secure, there is absolutely no proof that they do.
Lol, that would completely defeat the purpose. He absolutely used the same phone.
Ok, how many burner phones does he have?
Dude, I’m willing to bet the son has at least one.
“I’m proud to tell ya, my son has got a clean slate.”
A quote like this tempts fate. I thought he was trying to avoid temptation.
Same software the Duggar pedo used?
abuse software for abusers
Alcoholics have a sponsor too, so it must be a really bad addiction if he’s even willing to drag his kid into it as an emotional crutch.
Okay, that’s a red flag. Someone check his hard drive.
If anything objectionable comes up, your accountability partner gets an immediate notice. I’m proud to tell ya, my son has got a clean slate.
“Myself, on the other hand? Petabytes of CSAM.”
“My son knows how to use a VPN”
Cue random VPN sponsor
Nah this stuff is full on spyware having a VPN wouldn’t stop it from triggering. This is the software Josh Sugar had installed on his PC turns out partitioning the hard drive and installing another OS will get around it.
50,000 files of drag queens and transgender porn show up
I think his son checks it often.
…Wait, were you intending innuendo or not?
god these people are fucking weird. so fucking weird.
I remember this kind of stuff back from my days as an evangelical Christian…they applaud this kind of nonsense, even though every single one of the users of this kind of software has some way around it. Purity culture craziness.
This is what happens when you’re brainwashed from childhood to believe you’re born evil, anyone not on your “team” is evil, and you must blindly obey authority.
Organized religion destroys who we are or who we can be by inhibiting our actions and decisions out of fear of an intangible parent-figure who shakes a finger at us from thousands of years ago and says “No, no!”
–Kevin Smith, Dogma
Great quote. I can’t talk about Dogma without bringing up that time that Kevin Smith participated in a protest of his own film.
Among the sign-waving attendees was Smith himself, making absolutely not the slightest effort to disguise his appearance or voice.
“I don’t think [Dogma] stands for anything positive,” - Kevin Smith, being interviewed by a news reporter while cheerfully participating in a protest of his film, Dogma.
https://www.avclub.com/back-in-1999-kevin-smith-joined-the-protests-against-h-1798246714
yep.
You spelled weird wrong.
It’s spelled, *psycho.
