Don’t worry, in a not far away future we all will be able to pay to get rid of those annoying and disturbing ads in all our social media services!
Obligatory /s
Surely this has to be satire… 😔
Really, really, really reaching for that silver lining.
Like, Mr Fantastic or Elastigirl type reaching.
not my problem if you can’t get sarcasm
lol these don’t even make sense now, just blocking you fools from now on, feel free to waste your time making new accounts.
Who the actual fuck approved this for publishing?
Nobody approved it, its just AI generated and automatically published.
Fire is a good servant but a bad master.
Something tells me this was AI being told to write a tweet about weight loss based on what current events are being discussed online
Yes, if you read the article it seems very AI-generated indeed.
Reminds me of grace lees excellent essay on how dystopian absurdity like this happens. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7O5bBHLnCo
Holy hyper-normalization :O
ETA: One could figure out the state of our media and our (online) existence by just thinking a bit about those beautiful hashtags.
That has to be a record in inappropriateness.
It’s like saying that concentration camps are great for losing weight and reducing urban over population in the ghetto.
the smell of ash and charred flesh in the air is terrible. on the other hand you can use it to form a healthy disgust of food. loose weight and look great on the beach. the sea water will wash your sins away. the sand will exfoliate your guilt.
Finally, a bad take everyone can agree on.
And Palestinians can lose weight by not having food.
Here me out. Exercise is important in a time of unrest. Maybe the most important. How else do you expect to out run those bombs…
No need for work if you’re dead
This loops around to being genius
You did share it
The machines are getting better at manipulating us.
What do ruzzians do when they know they need to loose a few pounds? They go to war of course! Did you know that a bullet hole can make you loose anywhere between one and fifty pounds? And that’s not including the actual brass or lead. Larger motion tends to remove pounds fast! Way fast. Many of the same ruzzians will start with just one and then gather a bunch of weight loss really quickly. Others like to get the one shot and gradually, over a period of several months loose a lot of weight. Like a lot. Some are not even flesh and bones, some are just bones.
Lose up to 25% of your body weight with these handy landmine tips.
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Do they have updated bmi charts for every combination of limb loss?
