Hello you awesome people,
Friends are having a boy and everyone they know wants to push a name on the child. So I decided to be the best friend they could have and to offer only bad, ugly or horrendous names to the lucky parents so they could have a laugh. I already send them some names and dictators, Smeagol, Steve and Juan-Esteban.
So please, people or Lemmy, give me the worst names you could give a child, so that I can help them as a good friend!
Ps: don’t worry, I’ve already planned some meals to drop off when the gremlin will be there to feed the parents. And some take-out vouchers so they won’t get food poisoning
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Adelbert
Pubert
Fucking Pubert!
Only if Pube is considered as it’s diminutive!
Her comes lil Pubey!
Boink! Boink! Boink,! X2$&#@!?!
Fang
Blood Bank
Petrus.
Donald Trump Elon Musk
Donon Trusk Eland Mump
Bob, short for Bobert. So that every time he has to say his full name to anyone on the phone or fill out forms somewhere, he has to repeatedly explain that, no, it’s not Robert, it’s Bobert.
Robert with a B
Tombert.
Tiktok Lad, Reddit guy, Discord mod
William Joseph James Robert.
It sounds distinguished until you realize the diminutive is Billy Joe Jim Bob. Which incidentally is really fun to say fast.
William Charles is another one.
Billy Chuck.
Sh’artgnan
Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemuhwem Osas
https://youtube.com/watch?v=vJJEVBMtOEQ
That name is epic though
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Mump
For very different reasons:
Edward Jacob
Elon
Donald
Raven
Leonard
Ismael
Vladimir
Christian
Jim Bob
Chad
Kevin
I know of someone who named her son “Scrotum”.
Gotta remember where you came from.
Does he go by Scrotey, or Scrotes McGotes?
Did she hate him or something?
It was a debate show on Swedish public television probably a decade ago. They were debating what you should be allowed to name your children (or not). More specifically the name was “Pungen” which is the determined form in Swedish, i.e. more like “The Scrotum”. I don’t remember why she wanted to name her son The Scrotum, it might have been some weird pagan tribute to the father. But as I recall it didn’t appear to come out of hate.
The name had been denied by the Swedish IRS (which decides who can be named what). I remember there was another kid named “Laser” who had been approved.
Breighdyn
Pronounced bray-den
