DON’T FORGET TO MAKE ROOM FOR STEP ONE BY DROPPING A HUGE LOG! FLUSHED BUT NOT FORGOTTEN I’LL BE BACK LATER TO VISIT THE WATERY TURD GRAVEYARD ON STEP 5!!

AROOOOOOO! I FUCKIN LOVE THE WEEKEND!!!

IT’S NOT MANDATORY BUT I ALSO LIKE TO CRANK MY HOG M’FER AT LEAST ONCE A DAY ON WEEKENDS AROOOOOOOOOOO BUT I UNDERSTAND OTHER M’FERS MIGHT HAVE DIFFERENT HOBBIES AND INTERESTS

YOU FORGOT TO PEE, THATS GONNA EFF UP YOUR KIDNEYS AND SPLODE YOUR BLADDER SO YOU GO OUT LIKE TYCHO BRAHE

UNLESS YOU HAVE A CLOACA AND PEE WHEN YOU SHIT, WHICH WOULD BE EXPLOSIVELY IMPRESSIVE

OR YOU HAVE A COLOSTOMY BAG OR CATHETER, WHICH IS MFIN BRAVE AND INSPIRING, AND WOULD POTENTIALLY LET YOU EAT, DRINK, SHIT, PEE, AND CRANK YOUR HOG ALL AT ONCE

I GUESS WHAT IM TRYING TO SAY IS CONGRATULATIONS BROTHER AROOOOOO

A BROTHER DID 1-4 BUT SKIPPED 5. THE MF’ER EXPLODED WHILE HE WAS CRANKING HIS HOG.

REMEMBER MF’ERS WHAT GOES IN MUST COME OUT AAAAARRRRROOOOOO