Pricefield | Lemmy
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • Create Community
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
@[email protected] to Ask [email protected]English • 2 years ago

Men of lemmy, what would you do if you woke up female one day

message-square
164
fedilink
110
message-square

Men of lemmy, what would you do if you woke up female one day

@[email protected] to Ask [email protected]English • 2 years ago
message-square
164
fedilink
alert-triangle
You must log in or register to comment.
  • Ada
    link
    fedilink
    English
    38•2 years ago

    Been there done that :P

    • @[email protected]
      link
      fedilink
      15•2 years ago

      Same

      Also: hi Ada 😸

      • Ada
        link
        fedilink
        English
        11•2 years ago

        Hi! :)

  • @[email protected]
    link
    fedilink
    16•2 years ago

    I would be very, very scared for myself.

  • @[email protected]
    link
    fedilink
    21•2 years ago

    Earn less…

  • @[email protected]
    link
    fedilink
    8•2 years ago

    Depends if other people could tell, or if it was just my genitals that changed.

  • @[email protected]
    link
    fedilink
    26•2 years ago

    Depends on how hot I look.

    • @[email protected]
      link
      fedilink
      2•2 years ago

      You sure?

      • Bizarroland
        link
        fedilink
        4•2 years ago

        My luck I would look exactly the same, just a hole where my genitals used to be.

        I’m sure someone would still smash though

  • @[email protected]
    link
    fedilink
    70•2 years ago

    Try for multiple orgasms, I guess.

    • @[email protected]
      link
      fedilink
      31•
      edit-2
      2 years ago

      Had one girlfriend that had an orgasm every few minutes by fucking, fingering, getting eaten out, masturbation… Basically every kind of sex made her come immediately. She really was a miracle. One day she came 40 times in a row. I counted intentionally that day because I was wondering how often she could come. We only stopped that day because I was completely done and exhausted and drained.

      She felt great and wanted to continue.

      • @[email protected]
        link
        fedilink
        14•2 years ago

        Sounds fun.

        • jayrhacker
          link
          fedilink
          11•2 years ago

          Having dated the polar opposite of that, it sounds very fun…

          • @[email protected]
            link
            fedilink
            4•2 years ago

            Rip, sorry bruh.

          • MaggiWuerze
            link
            fedilink
            5•2 years ago

            Yeah, it’s tough when no matter how much you try it just won’t happen. Had a girlfriend once that seemed to actively avoid getting there, she would clench her highs around my hand so I couldn’t move anymore and stuff like that every time she got close

    • NoIWontPickaName
      link
      fedilink
      15•2 years ago

      Gotta have something to make up for all the bleeding.

      My brain would die from dopamine poisoning.

  • cowfodder
    link
    fedilink
    55•2 years ago

    My wife is bi and apparently reeeeeeaaaaaaally good at eating pussy. I’d have to check that out.

    • @[email protected]
      link
      fedilink
      10•2 years ago

      Hey, is your wife single?

      • cowfodder
        link
        fedilink
        3•2 years ago

        Nah, me and her girlfriend are enough for her right now.

    • naticus
      link
      fedilink
      English
      37•2 years ago

      I also choose this guy’s bi wife.

  • @[email protected]
    link
    fedilink
    18•2 years ago

    Yeah, I’d probably just spend the day flicking the bean.

  • Tony! Toni! Toné! ☑️
    link
    fedilink
    7•2 years ago

    Celebrate

  • @[email protected]
    link
    fedilink
    32•2 years ago

    Hopefully be a hot one and fuck every guy I could (yes, im gay)

    • CashewNut 🏴󠁢󠁥󠁧󠁿
      link
      fedilink
      8•2 years ago

      I’m glad I’m not the only one who immediately thought: “I wanna get fucked by ALL the men!”

  • @[email protected]
    link
    fedilink
    10•2 years ago

    I would become a lesbian. No way I want cock im me.

    • @[email protected]
      link
      fedilink
      17•2 years ago

      Depends on the guy, is he attractive? Gotta try 2-3 times to be sure I don’t like it.

      • @[email protected]
        link
        fedilink
        8•
        edit-2
        2 years ago

        Is 2 to 3 times enough to be sure? Better make it 6 times, or 10 or so. Or more?

    • smallaubergine
      link
      fedilink
      6•
      edit-2
      2 years ago

      If you’re fully a woman and you’re straight you actually might want some dick. It’s not like it’s a choice

      • First Majestic Comet
        link
        fedilink
        English
        6•2 years ago

        More often then not I’ve seen where people who are trans are still attracted to the gender they were attracted to before, there are exceptions but most of the time that’s how it goes.

    • @[email protected]
      link
      fedilink
      2•2 years ago

      Oh, trust me, you will!

      • First Majestic Comet
        link
        fedilink
        English
        5•2 years ago

        That’s a bit homophobic and dismissive towards another person’s sexuality. Another person who you don’t personally know might I add.

        • @[email protected]
          link
          fedilink
          3•2 years ago

          How is that homophobic? Yes I obviously don’t know them or their sexuality, and the comment wasn’t supposed to be taken seriously, just to state how good dick feels in a vagina.

        • @[email protected]M
          link
          fedilink
          English
          2•2 years ago

          I can see two quite different ways to read the comment you are replying to. Are you sure you have got the correct interpretation?

          • First Majestic Comet
            link
            fedilink
            English
            2•2 years ago

            I think I read it as much more serious than it was intending to be, to me it seemed like the person was denying the idea of them being homosexual because they are conventionally “straight” now.

  • 👁️👄👁️
    link
    fedilink
    English
    23•2 years ago

    Is this a trans question

    • @[email protected]OP
      link
      fedilink
      English
      7•2 years ago

      I was curious to see how people would react in a situation like this

      I’m also a transbian in the closet so that may have been also part of the motivation in me asking this question

    • Draconic NEO
      link
      fedilink
      12•2 years ago

      Definitely seems like something you’d see on [email protected], [email protected], or the old subreddits of the same content.

  • @[email protected]
    link
    fedilink
    22•2 years ago

    I know this is a stereotypical answer, but honestly: playing with my breasts.

  • TheMurphy
    link
    fedilink
    26•2 years ago

    Let the homies hit.

    • @[email protected]
      link
      fedilink
      30•2 years ago

      What’s stopping you from doing this now?

      • @[email protected]
        link
        fedilink
        9•2 years ago

        Who said I am stopping the homies now?

  • @[email protected]
    link
    fedilink
    12•2 years ago

    Buy pads. Wouldn’t know when cycle starts.

Ask [email protected]

[email protected]
Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: [email protected]

A Fediverse community for open-ended, thought provoking questions


Rules: (interactive)


1) Be nice and; have fun

Doxxing, trolling, sealioning, racism, and toxicity are not welcomed in AskLemmy. Remember what your mother said: if you can’t say something nice, don’t say anything at all. In addition, the site-wide Lemmy.world terms of service also apply here. Please familiarize yourself with them


2) All posts must end with a '?'

This is sort of like Jeopardy. Please phrase all post titles in the form of a proper question ending with ?


3) No spam

Please do not flood the community with nonsense. Actual suspected spammers will be banned on site. No astroturfing.


4) NSFW is okay, within reason

Just remember to tag posts with either a content warning or a [NSFW] tag. Overtly sexual posts are not allowed, please direct them to either [email protected] or [email protected]. NSFW comments should be restricted to posts tagged [NSFW].


5) This is not a support community.

It is not a place for ‘how do I?’, type questions. If you have any questions regarding the site itself or would like to report a community, please direct them to Lemmy.world Support or email [email protected]. For other questions check our partnered communities list, or use the search function.


6) No US Politics.

Please don’t post about current US Politics. If you need to do this, try [email protected] or [email protected]


Reminder: The terms of service apply here too.

Partnered Communities:

Tech Support

No Stupid Questions

You Should Know

Reddit

Jokes

Ask Ouija


Logo design credit goes to: tubbadu


  • 2 users / day
  • 994 users / week
  • 3.94K users / month
  • 10.3K users / 6 months
  • 3 subscribers
  • 7.05K Posts
  • 345K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • @[email protected]
  • TheSaneWriter
  • TheSaneWriter
  • asudox
  • Lemmy Mod Bot
  • Sean
  • @[email protected]
  • UI: 0.18.4
  • BE: 0.18.2
  • Modlog
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org