this cannot be a real tweet
LMFAO, I think I’ll pass.
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Thank you Dr. PP
i’d happily tip my landlord over the side of a building
I got their tip riiight heeere
Dick! He’s talking about his dick, guys!!
Pics for proof?
Well now you spoiled the surprise!
in the voice of the Mickey Mouse
We’ll leave this tool for later!
Hot dog, hot dog, hot diggity dog
Aint no rent moratoriums stfu
You’ll get your rent when you fix this ****** door.
Well, there’s your problem. The door is made of asterisks, when it should be made of door.
I’m imagining a door made from many tiny doors (like pet doors but smaller) and it sounds terrible
What? We already give our whole paychecks to our landlords. How could we possibly give them more?
If landlords aren’t happy with the rent they receive, they need to get a real job and work their asses off every day all day long like everybody else does.
The Twitter account is a meme account, they don’t actually expect you to tip your landlords, although I’ve seen landlords that do expect such.
Yeah I gathered it was satire, but the mere thought of it made me jump straight to interpreting it as reality because I wouldn’t be surprised if some landlords do feel that way!
It’s a parody account you guys…
Brilliant satire, but Poe’s Law seems to be in full effect.
phew
Glad there is a chance for humanity after all.
I can’t believe that we have reached the point as a civilization where I’m legitimately not sure whether or not this was intended as satire.
Poe’s law in action
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It’s a satire account
It’s an account with a lot of bad jokes with some gems dropped in.
I’ll tip you negative $1000
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It’ll be pretty easy to find it given that the field is barren
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I should send my landlord one of those church fake bills, but with “get a real job” instead of a church info