This better not awaken anything in me

This reminds me a lot of the book 'Giraffes can’t dance"

Oh god the feet

At least it has gathered that the sky on Mars ought to be reddish…

More like a head stand XD

Gerald was a tall giraffe

Whose neck was long and slim.

But his knees were awfully crooked

And his legs were rather thin.

He was very good at standing still,

And munching shoots off trees.

But when he tried to run around,

He buckled at he knees.