Black Bush (Bet you can’t guess what show it’s from)
Yeah that super obscure unknown Comedy Central program by a no-name comedian entitled Chappelle’s Show
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SMars bitches, RED ROCKS
Oil? Oil!? Who’s talking about oil? B* you cooking!?
Do I need to tell you, what the fuck you can do with an aluminum tube?
ALUMINUM!
I’d like to take this time to apologize for my initially snarky comment and commend you for just letting it slide.
It’s all good man, apology accepted.
Appreciate it. Chalk it up to the Reddit hangover of needing to engage in some performative snark/AKSHOOALEEE nonsense lol
Biden
Dude hasn’t been sentient since like 2020.
He makes Reagan look downright lucid.
The insidious cadre of fucks operating the Biden bot are getting winded. Time for Kamala the Cop to step in and make America her Cop City.
God, you’re so cool and edgy, bro! Bro, everyone loves when you shove politics into things, bro. Your hot takes are always so fucking on point, bro! I fucking love it!
The other day, bro, I was getting groceries and the cashier asked “paper or plastic?” and another bro behind me chimed in and said “OR sleepy Joe and fascist Kamala?!” and I creamed my fucking pants right there in the store.
Tell me more, bro. You got me so fucking hot, bro. Let’s go to a child’s birthday party and interrupt the happy birthday song by shouting about America’s foreign policy. They’ll be so fucking impressed, bro. And then we can make out over the birthday cake while we explain the failures of capitalism, bro.
God, I’m so hard now, bro. Please, bro. PLEASE! Make me cream myself, bro. Make me cream myself to the sounds of your hot fucking takes on the geopolitical climate, bro! Bro!
Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho
Michael Wilson from Metal Wolf Chaos. What other politician is gonna suit up in a giant mech and fight the rebelling vice president in a giant space battle?
abe lincoln vampire hunter
Keith David makes a great Vice President too: https://saintsrow.fandom.com/wiki/Keith_David
Keith David makes a great anything.
Does Nixon’s head in Futurama count?
Yes
Aroooo!
LOL I don’t see why not!
I also don’t see why.
The only one I can think of is the one from Rick and Morty
Bartlett for America! `24
Let Bartlett be Bartlett!
Bartlet
Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho, from Idiocracy
The man had a serious problem and found the smartest man in the world to fix it. Better than most presidents.
Obviously. Came here to say this. The first president to listen to scientists.
Agreed
There it is.
The boss from Saints Row
Fuck cancer.
Agreed, but why, in this specific case?
At the very beginning of the game you get presented with 2 bills to choose from. “Fuck Cancer” is the official name of the bill that cures cancer. The other one ends world hunger and is called “Let Them Eat Cake”.
Didn’t Lex Luthor become president in some timeline or something?
Yep, several of them.
Tom Kirkman
Just the man who prompted this question
I would totally vote for Tom Kirkman. I loved Designated Survivor, sad that it ended so abruptly.
“I was elected to lead, not to read.”
Weird. I always thought that was Rainier Wolfcastle who said that. He was sort of the Simpsons universe version of Arnold Schwartzenegger. And the same actor did the voice of Arnold that normally does Wolfcastle.
The line is from the movie, so they break a few of their usual rules.
They’ll have to pass the 61st Amendment first.
