Human bodies are anything butt hairless. It would just be wispy, crinkly pubic hair that only grows in the most inconvenient of places.
I choose to believe you spelled ‘but’ that way intentionally
Humans are considered hairless apes. I believe that is what OP meant.
And OP is definitely correct. Just look at these vestigial tails. (or don’t…)
And now I’m wishing I didn’t
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We used to have tails at some point in our evolution. Some people even continue to be born with one very rarely. Back when we all had them, we were probably a lot more hairy, but those born with one now are hairless.
Perhaps millennia of sexual selection would have resulted in Hairy tails.
Millennia of sexual selection already resulted in no tail…
Why do you feel the need to step on my dreams of having a GF with a furry tail
You’d need more time than that
If we assume that the tails already exist and it’s only question of giving them hair, then not necessarily.
We have many relatives with tails
Probably runs in your family then.
our family 😹
And who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?
Speak for yourself, the guys at work call me sasquatch or chewie.
Tails are kinda hard to clothe and not very attractive without hair, they’d probably be furry.
If only I can ask my head to grow more hair
If you had a bushy tail, you could use it as a toupee
Who’s “we”?
I’m pretty sure human tails would be covered in something like pubic hair. I hate it.
Butt cheek fuzz
Would people braid their tail pubes like they braid their pubic hair?
That’s the worst of both worlds
Your tail’s hair doesn’t matter. It’s the length and if it’s not long enough, you can buy a monster truck.
I think I’d personally enjoy a tail with luscious hair
Don’t tell the furries
I didn’t think they wanted humans with tails? I thought they just wanted anthropomorphic animals
It’s like a necktie for your butt! I’d take it over flat-butt.
I’ve got some furry friends and there’s a whole spectrum. You can run into everything from the mostly human with some animal features like the kemonomimi trope to full anthropomorphic animals. Depends on the person really.
nah we’re aware, its just that like…
its already pretend, basing it in realism doesn’t really do much if doing that is still pretend.
if human had tails? please this is the fediverse
Yes, human tails are hairless. Here are photos of vestigial tails on humans.
Sometimes our body tries to include traits of our
apeprimate ancestors. Vestigial tails are not that uncommon. They are typically surgically removed from infants in 1st-world countries.Years ago, I realized DBZ would be way weirder if their tails were accurately hairless…
Sometimes our body tries to include traits of our ape ancestors.
But apes don’t have tails.
However approximately 25mya the monkey and ape lines split so itust have come from at least that far back.
My bad, definitely speaking informally. Should have said primate ancestors.
Well, I learned something new today. Now I’m happy I don’t have a tail.
Are they harmful? why do we remove them? is it just conformance based or are there actual good reasons?
They are just lumps of fat, not real tails, they are removed for cosmetic reasons
I’d imagine comfort reasons also. Hell having a dick can get uncomfortable at times. Like every time I wear pants that are just to tight for a long bike trip it gets twisted around and bent into kinks. I can’t imagine having what is comfort wise a second dick on the other side of my groin and pointing down. I can see that pinching itself every time you run or sit down. I really hope there aren’t any nerves in them.
A light snack
I imagine you’d either have to sit on it, which is probably painful (maybe likely to even break it), or wear modified clothes and dangle that shit free for the world to see. Personally, I wouldn’t like either of those options.
Not to mention shitting on it by accident.
Or baptizing it in the toilet…
I hate when that happens to my dick… feels forever unclean. Even worse when it touches the bowl…
Do you have a better source than this jpeg?
Our vestigial tail is the coccyx, and animals with tails have bones in them. Why would a vestigial tail grow at the base of the neck?
As a furry, this breaks my (OC) generic neon green wolf’s heart (don’t steal).
I think we know where this is going…
