14yo Tumblr user beef ahh billionaire
Right? He has all this money and influence, but all he seems to want to do with it is complain like an angsty teen online. Dude has less self control than your average teenager.
Ya Boi going full Charlie Sheen
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Elon’s lawyers: “He didn’t mean that.”
Elon: “Yes I did.”
Elon’s lawyers: “He really didn’t mean that. He’s just cranky because he skipped lunch.”
Elon: “Here’s a map to where the bodies are buried.”
Lawyer: “Can I join them?”
If by “lunch” you mean “impregnating his secretary to spread ze glorious vite race” then yeah.
So did he cancel yet another fight with Zuck?
This tweet sounds like the kind of shit you’d see online when someone wants to be tough but is also too scared to tell the cashier they gave the wrong change back.
The tweet has major middle school edgelord vibes
Someone get Elon a No Fear tee shirt
While you were partying, Elon was studying the blade.
Elongated Muskrat is the kind of person I can imagining going “psshh… nothing personnel, kidd…” and tries to teleport behind you to stab you
Elon and his Jr High/middle school energy. All that’s missing is an image of him standing serious as can be improperly holding a katana saying, “while you were busy being woke, I studied the blade.”
He has the power of god and anime on his side
And 230 billion dollars
And
230229 billion dollarsThus proving that money cannot buy class or wisdom.
That’s absolutely insane. It was just a few years ago that he was worth less than 100.
Oh don’t worry, we have that already. (please excuse the Reddit image link).
He is legit JP from Grandma’s Boy.
He should look into getting robot legs
Does the music scare you, bigtiddygothgrany?
Oddly enough I love the song windowlicker by aphex twin. JP has a lot of problems but that song slaps
“Those who pick fights with me do so at their own peril”
He doesn’t look very tough
Dude backed down from a fight with Zuckerberg. The poster boy for bully bait.
Not to dick ride a billionaire, but Zuck’s been working out and is apparently serious about BJJ.
I don’t really buy him actually winning tournaments, but I’ll always regret that fight never happening because there’s a nonzero chance Musk would have been internally decapitated.
Yeah musk would have been destroyed.
And @MissingThePt wasn’t seen again… until the next tweet. Elon was talking bullshit as usual.
So he’s a revenge killer. Cool of him to admit it. Investigate him.
Is this his attempt at stochastic terrorism?
Feels a lot like it. He is taking a page from Trump’s book
Fuck what’s next? If you don’t like me at my worst you don’t deserve me at my best?
I don’t even like him at his best
He passed that loooong ago.
This makes me wonder how many hitmen he’s hired.
