• @[email protected]
    2•2 years ago

    Guy is a mega billionaire with his own private rocket ships. How much more could the fucking universe owe him!?

    He literally has a 10 million dollars for every dollar I have. And there is no way I would ever be so vindictive that I would write something like that.

    • @[email protected]
      11•2 years ago

      Right? He has all this money and influence, but all he seems to want to do with it is complain like an angsty teen online. Dude has less self control than your average teenager.

  • The Barto
    127•2 years ago

    That’s the most edgy teenager post I’ve ever seen a boomer do.

    Edit: I just remembered this exists.

    • sour
      1•2 years ago

      does he also threaten to hack people

        • Captain PoofterEnglish
          13•2 years ago

          Since when? It’s crazy how easily generations are pitted against each other.

          • southsamurai
            26•2 years ago

            It’s all fucking stupidity.

            Like every fucking baby boomer is some megalomaniacal racist, and nobody born after 1999 is.

            The whole thing is just shitty thinking. It was fucking boomers that were essential to every damn stage of the civil rights movement. It was fucking boomers that fought against Reagan’s policies and the changes congress made. And , yes, it was also boomers doing the shitty stuff.

            Gen x is no better or worse. Nor are millennials, gen z, or whatever the next couple will be. There’s fucking idiots in every generation. There’s assholes in every generation.

            Trying to pretend actual baby boomers are the source of all evil is fucking dumb and the people that do it are their generation’s crop of idiots. The ones that use boomer to mean anyone older than they are are even bigger idiots.

            Yeah, like when every fucking person born in the forties and fifties is dead, there’s going to be a wave of magic that turns everyone born after that into some paragon of virtue and genius. Makes total fucking sense.

            Fuck, the same idiots bitching about boomers often voted for fucking Sanders. There’s even some of those idiots that were riding Musk’s jock until he “switched teams”.

            It’s fucking absurd how truly dumb humans are.

    • @[email protected]
      21•2 years ago

      And here we have it folks: if anyone asks for it, this is the is definitive photographic evidence that Musk is the biggest douche in the universe, the pinnacle of douchedom.

      To think that people actually look up to this muskrat.

    • Orbituary
      14•2 years ago

      “I’m thinking about getting metal legs. It’s a risky surgery, but it’s worth it. Meep morp.” -Elon probably

  • @[email protected]
    171•2 years ago

    Elon and his Jr High/middle school energy. All that’s missing is an image of him standing serious as can be improperly holding a katana saying, “while you were busy being woke, I studied the blade.”