jumps over the lazy dog.
Otherwise there’s no “s.”
It tells a short story that’s visual and full of words people know how to spell.
WHERE IS THE H
The?
NEVER MIND
I suppose people aren’t that used to telling stories in the present tense.
The lemmy user writes a quick shitpost
Apparently not. ☹️
edit: Aww, they fixed the typo. Now my joke is lame(er).
Mobile phone at 4 Am. Missed the typo. Fixed now.
As a non-native yet quite fluent speaker of English, I was wondering where the letter s was supposed to be in the example above. Thanks for pointing out the very obvious thing anyway, brains can fart at times.
The full sentence is, “the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.”
Intent is to use every letter of the English alphabet. Thing is, I’ve heard “jumped” for decades now which ironically leads to s being skipped. I say ironically because it’s one of the most commonly used letters.
Huh, I don’t know where I got it from but I always typed it as this: “the quick little brown fox jumps over the back of the lazy dog” tried googling it just now and all I got was the shorter one.
I like foxes and dogs, they are cute!
Not when they’re tearing a chicken to pieces. I’m just saying.
Well there aren’t any chickens to be torn apart in this sentence so it’s adorable actually. And I mean, I have had dogs for years and never had any of them tear up a chicken, most people with dogs probably don’t experience them near chickens much.
and yet you should be allowed in a kfc? double standards smh
Leave my pitbull alone
I love owning a pitull, it’s a legal way to perform fourth trimester abortions
Pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs.
I learned this from reading Ella Minnow Pea in high school.
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Cwm fjord bank glyphs vext quiz. This one gets bonus points for not repeating any letters. Also bonus points cause it starts with “cwm fjord” which is objectively funny.
(Meaning: A weird person was annoyed by symbols on the opening of a sea valley’s walls)
This has to be Welsh right?
Not enough double consonants, and fjord makes me think Scandinavian. Probably Swedish, too many vowels for Finnish.
I thought cwm meant hill?
Edit: Apparently it means valley. Oops.
Crazy Frederick bought many very exquisite opal jewels.
“qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm” gang!
Pchnąć w tę łódź jeża lub ośm skrzyń fig
Vypätá dcéra grófa Maxwella s IQ nižším ako kôň núti čeľaď hrýzť hŕbu jabĺk
Where’s S. And V?
The V is in “oVer” and the S is in the “jumpS” which the poster incorrectly wrote in past tense.
Or did you mean the second phrase which contain both?
Okay I missed the word 'over: for the v, but the S was missing and it makes sense given it’s posted improperly…
I am not talking about the second one
Franz jagt im komplett verwahrlosten Taxi quer durch Bayern
Jörg bäckt quasi zwei Haxenfüße vom Wildpony.
Please take that sort of smut outside, thank you very much. There are children present.
Falsches Üben von Xylophonmusik quält jeden größeren Zwerg.
Abcdefg hijklmnop qrst uvwxyz
Y and Zed
Who is Zed?
But what about abcdefg hijklmnop qrs tuv wx yz?
That’s how I’ve always said it
Here in Denmark it’s abcdefg hijklmn opqrstu vwxyzæøå!
We Germans could beat that since we one one letter more, but we never decided to add the extra letters to the alphabet 🙁
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I love everything about that except, being Norwegian, they pronounce Æ wrong 😁
The Danish (and therefore correct 😜) pronunciation is much more akin to the vowel sound in “yeah”, “fair” or “there”
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F is not an English letter. It’s German.
Sphinx of
I’m not checking every other letter though 💀
Edit: I checked😔, they all seem to be there, but I wouldn’t trust me
… It does include an “F” - Sphinx oF black quartz. It’s even in the Wikipedia page noted as a pangram shorter than the lazy dog one (29 letters vs 35).
I completely missed the letter f the first time through as well…
What letters do you think the word “of” consist of?
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There is no s in the first phrase
In the real one it’s “jumps”, but “jumped” sounds more right.
Because I use the only one that I can remember.
Agreed. The “Sphinx” sentence is the cooler of the two. I’ve been using it for a long time. My personal twist: the last word becomes “vowel,” not “vow.” For me, easier on the ears.
I use sphinx myself, or “hamburgavons.”
Judging vowels:
S tier - O, I A tier - A B tier - E, Uwhat tier is y in?
What about Y?
F teir
Y not
I will be long dead before I consider Y a vowel
If you don’t consider Y a vowel my polish name has 9 letters and only one vowel. Has to be a record.
Yykes
That was a witch house band who reached the height of their popularity in 2011, wasn’t it. Wasn’t. It.
- Fix problem quickly with galvanized jets
- Amazingly few discotheques provide jukeboxes
Discoteca, muñeca, la biblioteca, es el bigote grande, perro, manteca.
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How do you spell ‘of?’
