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Flying SquidM to Lemmy [email protected] • 2 years ago

It would have to be a VERY lazy dog to allow a fox to jump over it anyway.

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It would have to be a VERY lazy dog to allow a fox to jump over it anyway.

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Flying SquidM to Lemmy [email protected] • 2 years ago
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    41•2 years ago
    • Fix problem quickly with galvanized jets
    • Amazingly few discotheques provide jukeboxes
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      Discoteca, muñeca, la biblioteca, es el bigote grande, perro, manteca.

  • @[email protected]
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    2•2 years ago

    deleted by creator

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      3•2 years ago

      How do you spell ‘of?’

  • Bolle
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    7•2 years ago

    Franz jagt im komplett verwahrlosten Taxi quer durch Bayern

  • manmikey
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    When I started my career as a telecoms data engineer back in thr '80s the we used QBF to test modems on dial up data connections…the tester had a QBF button that would sent the text to a tester at the other end or it could even test round a loop back to itself.

    You could inject errors with a button and these errors would count up on a basic 8 segment red led display to prove everything was working okay…happy days

  • @[email protected]
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    9•2 years ago

    I see “objectively” is going the same way as “literally” into the modern grammar trash heap of uncertain meaning.

    Though I do agree that the sphinx one is cooler.

  • @[email protected]
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    4•2 years ago

    More common words.

  • @[email protected]
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    7•2 years ago

    Damn that is cooler

  • @[email protected]
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    9•2 years ago

    I like foxes and dogs, they are cute!

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      7•2 years ago

      Not when they’re tearing a chicken to pieces. I’m just saying.

      • @[email protected]
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        Well there aren’t any chickens to be torn apart in this sentence so it’s adorable actually. And I mean, I have had dogs for years and never had any of them tear up a chicken, most people with dogs probably don’t experience them near chickens much.

      • @b3nsn0wA
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        and yet you should be allowed in a kfc? double standards smh

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        Leave my pitbull alone

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          I love owning a pitull, it’s a legal way to perform fourth trimester abortions

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    Crazy Frederick bought many very exquisite opal jewels.

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    23•2 years ago

    Amazingly few discotheques provide jukeboxes

  • @[email protected]
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    32•2 years ago

    it’s jumps not jumped

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    Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

    For Germanophones: Qwertzuiopasdfghjklyxcvbnm

    For Francophones: Azertyuiopqsdfghjklmwxcvbn

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      2•2 years ago

      Pyfgcrlaoeuidhtnsqjkxbmwvz?

      • Resol van Lemmy
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        For folks who like Dvorak:

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      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTvhKZHAP8U

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        Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

        https://www.piped.video/watch?v=qTvhKZHAP8U

        Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

        I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

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        I always wanted to learn the alphabet in the correct order. Thanks, mate.

        Duh, that was sarcasm.

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      Yeah but in Polish those are actually words

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        Yes, but the first is an insult so don’t use it

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        Lol

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      5/10, not a sphinx…

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    Franz jagt im komplett verwahrlosten Taxi quer durch Bayern

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      Jörg bäckt quasi zwei Haxenfüße vom Wildpony.

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      Falsches Üben von Xylophonmusik quält jeden größeren Zwerg.

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      Please take that sort of smut outside, thank you very much. There are children present.

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    Boxers had a zap of gay jock love, quit women.

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