Blue healer got me laughing. Pretty close!
What’s a blue heeler?
Dog breed with similar coloring.
It’s a dog with magical healing powers
At first I thought it was a honey badger…
A regular badger is bad enough!
We need to stop breeding these purebred dogs. This is the result.
Me: Aw you poor dog come here.
Badger: GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME.
Me: You look hungry lets get you fed.
Badger: Oh shit forreal?
Badger: I think there might be something to this domestication thing.
Wait, those aren’t earthworms…
I know he’s not but he looks really cuddly.
Mushroom, MUSHROOM!
He looks very polite.
Maybe he ate some mushrooms before loading that blue heeler aboard.
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I think I might have a stroke. I can hear images.
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🐍🐍 🐍❗ 🐍❗ 🐍Need one more exclamation point (❗) at the beginning of the Snake line, but, yeah. That’s the whole song right there.
I know this is a joke and all, but I’m really doubting it’d be too cold in October for a blue heeler; those dogs are tough as nails
You’re not wrong, but I also think it really depends on where you are. It can get too cold for dogs in October in some places. In Colorado mountains, it’s averages of 20s Fahrenheit (slightly below zero Celsius). I wouldn’t keep my dog out in that weather for long. Unless it’s a badger.
“Cold, hungry, not real friendly. Need nails clipping”
That’s me
Bluey’s really fun uncle
What is that??? Wolverine?
It looks like a Badger
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Mushroom Mushroom!
Snaaaaake! Snaaaaaaake!
No, this is a Badger.
That’s a badger.
Wow, the caniform suborder includes dogs, wolves, foxes, bears, badgers, minks, ferrets, and seals sealions and walruses! 😮🐻😍🐶🐕
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-Badger
