I mean small like I sneeze and a 20 dollar bill appears in my hand or something like that. Not classic answers like flying or super strength.
The ability to control the temperature (and perhaps humidity and/or composition too) of air within 1mm of my body. Like a personal air conditioner. Would make going outside right now so much more bearable, pretty sure it would help with sleep too… Sigh, one can dream…
I want an audibe achievment fanfare everytime something i do goes according to plan.
I may already have that power. It’s hard to tell.
Ability to have perfectly control how awake i am
Not needing to sleep.
Every morning when I wake up my clothes and dishes from yesterday are cleaned and put away
You need a magic coffee table
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And every Saturday morning, all the clothes vanish from my hamper and re-appear clean and hung up in my closet / folded in my drawers!
This happens in my house! I’ve been afraid to tell my wife about this in case it’ll freak her out or something.
Like this guy
to instinctively know what a person wants.
This is the opposite of small.
it’s not mind reading, it’s a hunch kind of thing.
Fair enough, I guess
Being able to find the exact book page or moment in a Netflix series where I was when I fell asleep last night.
Or when my cat starts to make her first vomit sounds being able to beam her from the carpet to a floor with tiles in a split second.
the ability to know the right thing to say in every conversation
I was thinking the inability to speak falsehoods would be useful for troubleshooting. “The problem is with the router.” Nope. Not the router. “The problem is with the modem.”…
That’s way too op
ok debuff maybe, it’s the right thing according to the current time period moral standards and not based on what I want to say
Social engineering. I use it to get people to listen to be so they don’t die.
Take a mental note that I could review later without worry of forgetting it, for times when jotting something down normally isn’t practical such as while driving.
Neuralink notepad
Yeah this would be mine as well, but I would need a small upgrade. To actually remember checking the notes.
Don’t worry. The next time you will want to remember something and make a note you will see the old notes too. However, then you also don’t have time to check them, lol
Best way to not do anything!
The ability to know if a fruit is going to taste good just by holding it. Perhaps being able to experience the taste of it (when it ripens) by holding it. Perhaps also being able to tell peak ripeness. But that may be op. I’d settle for the first part.
Is it weird that I can already do this with peaches, nectarines, and clementine oranges?
Really‽ I’m so impressed. You must be some kind of superhero.
Happens when you eat about ten oranges every winter day and five peaches every summer day as a child.
(Also, nice use of the interrobang! Been a while since I’ve seen it.)
That makes sense. And thanks! I have it set as a shortcut on my phone any time I have an exclamation point next to a question mark. It’s not hard to set up on an iPhone, I’m guessing it’s not hard on android either. (Although I think I did have to get a keyboard that had the actual interrobang symbol in it. But also not so hard to find 🤷🏻♀️). I am trying to make it a thing. I don’t think it’s working. But I think I got one person at least to do it. So that’s awesome. You should totally do it! 😬
I should write a guide for how to do it and post it somewhere.
The ability to not mind driving a car. Like whenever I need to drive somewhere, I just completely black out and my body drives perfectly while my mind is full out. Then my mind awakens as soon as I arrive hand have finished parking.
This superpower is called living in a country with a sane public transportation
My country is sane, but I’m the insane one who decided to live in the countryside where nearly no public transportation exists.
Lemmy moment
Being able to set a timer for when to sleep and wake up
The ability to instantly make anyone stub their toe.
To be able to hear the soundtrack. Like, if I walk into a building and hear the Psycho “reep reep!” I’ll get the hell out. But if I walk into that same building and hear “bow chicka bow wow”, I’m staying.
Instead of sleeping at night, let me just plug in to a charger. It would be much more convenient and reliable.
