I prefer regular foods that help with constipation, not meds.
UPDATE: I forced the shit out somehow
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Triscuits and guacamole. Make sure to increase your fiber intake slowly, otherwise you’ll make things worse.
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Try not pooping for 3 days. This tricks your body into no longer being constipated
That’s what got me constipated in the first place.
Yo, didn’t notice it was the same person
This is hilarious
The profile picture is super memorable to me, for some reason.
WHERE’S THE EXPLANATION OF YOUR SIN.
hush
I’ve heard this one before.
If you’re a mathematician, work it out with a pencil.
Really hot peanuts help, look up your closest Indian grocery store they usually have the nuclear stuff.
Anything with lots of fiber, especially darker leaves like kale. The less cooked, the better. But a warm enema can also help a lot in a dire situation.
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I’m utterly convinced at this point this dude is pranking us HARD. 🤣
So I’m going to assume the no poop mission was a success.
It sure was. The resulting constipation was hell though.
Flax seed .
Miralax! Works for my toddler. 😂
I love these posts. But Imma be pissed off if we find out mizu is Gallowboob or some fucker like that from reddit.
mizu is what
Consume at least 2 liters of water. Consume foods high in fiber, such as vegetables. Poop on a daily basis. These prevent you from being constipated. If you are constipated, you can take a half-hour sitting bath in the bathtub 2 times in the morning and evening
Drinking way more water has helped me a lot. Where my hydro homies at!
Eat stuff with a lot of fiber, if you still get plugged up you really should probably go to see the doctor and make sure something isn’t wrong up in there.
Prune juice. Just be sure to clear your calendar and plan to spend the next couple of hours near a clean bathroom.
