I prefer regular foods that help with constipation, not meds.

UPDATE: I forced the shit out somehow

  • @[email protected]
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    02 years ago

    Bananas and plenty of water works for me. You can also make a banana milk shake (blend ripe bananas with cold milk in a blender) and drink it.

    • mizuOP
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      12 years ago

      My roommate suggested the same thanks. I just sent him to get me some.

  • @[email protected]
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    12 years ago

    I drank a heap of apple juice a couple of times I needed to. That helps me. Either that or cider.

  • Boozilla
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    102 years ago

    I love these posts. But Imma be pissed off if we find out mizu is Gallowboob or some fucker like that from reddit.

  • ReCursing
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    32 years ago

    You could try the mathematician’s approach and work it out with a pencil!

    (but yes, an enema and fibrebare the correct answers

  • @[email protected]
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    02 years ago

    Eat stuff with a lot of fiber, if you still get plugged up you really should probably go to see the doctor and make sure something isn’t wrong up in there.

    • Margot Robbie
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      12 years ago

      Wait for the next update. This meme cow isn’t nearly through with milking yet.

  • Alpagu
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    02 years ago

    Consume at least 2 liters of water. Consume foods high in fiber, such as vegetables. Poop on a daily basis. These prevent you from being constipated. If you are constipated, you can take a half-hour sitting bath in the bathtub 2 times in the morning and evening

  • @[email protected]
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    12 years ago

    Prune juice. Just be sure to clear your calendar and plan to spend the next couple of hours near a clean bathroom.

    • mizuOP
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      02 years ago

      I have a whole crate of them :D

      • Nanachi
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        2 years ago

        How the hell do you have a whole crate of raw dragonfruit (as in, who has it lol)? Is it related to the lore?

  • @[email protected]
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    12 years ago

    Really hot peanuts help, look up your closest Indian grocery store they usually have the nuclear stuff.