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Even colder now.
Good title for a trashy murder novel:
Cold Feet & Hot Lead
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His? Or hers?
Yes.
Apparently he was missing a leg so just cold foot
getting married
existential crisis hit to the extreme
Cultural differences always interest me. According to American sitcoms, just killing the mother in law would be sufficient.
it’s really a failure on the part of the Best Man… he’s specifically supposed to restrain you from killing your mother in law on your wedding day…
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it wasn’t some drunken rampage… they were together for three years, and on the day of the wedding while they’re just sitting around at somebody’s house, he snaps and shoots her, her mother, and her sister… then kills himself… he was a 29 year old ex-military athlete missing a leg, she was 44…
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Gosh, she really dodged a bullet there. Oh, wait; maybe she didn’t…
A police spokesperson was quoted as saying by the BBC that the groom “was quite intoxicated at the time”.
They seem to think that is a fair explanation.
You know what they say, guns and alcohol go together like peas and carrots. That is what they say, isn’t it? Isn’t it?
I don’t think so…but they do say Asians can’t process alcohol very well.
It’s weird, I’ve been really drunk and I’ve murdered maybe two people. Tops.
Next time, try more alcohol or more guns.
Or put wodka in a supersoaker, a twofer.
I thought we weren’t supposed to talk about that.
It was your rule!
The Fall of the House of Usher reference?
What a great show. So happy to binge it.
Nope, sorry.
No clue what that is
Netflix horror show based on Edgar Allen Poe’s short stories. Has Mark Hamill. Pretty good.
Just a thought, but it seems like the Big Black Cock might have played a role in this tragedy.
Sometimes you gotta play the long game.
ITT: Comedians who are going straight to hell.
What an introduction.
What the fuck?
What the fuck I just read ?
Me too!
I would say this is a bit extreme for a divorce, but I don’t know Thailands customs.
This incident comes just days after Thai interior minister Anutin Charnvirakul signed an order to suspend the issuance of gun licences for a year.
… thank you for your sacrifice?
Jesus thats dark
Should we write our own vows?
Yeah, is it okay if mine is a performance piece? It may be a bit avant garde though. I think your sister would get it.
Has to be said: The only way to stop a bad groom with a gun is a good groom with a gun.
The real solution is to make sure everyone involved with the wedding is armed. Including the ring bearers, whether they be child, dog, goat, etc.
I always have three knives on me at every wedding I attend.
Quit being racist with that goat shit.
We all know Thailand is full of moped riding monkeys wearing denim, and smoking cigarettes.
There was a whole documentary about it.
Sir, this is a Wendy’s.
(I have no clue what you’re on about, and frankly, I’m not known to be omniscient)
Hangover 2 is a movie based in Thailand that features said monkey. Lol
