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Wait till you see my dick
One dreads the recoil.
If they switched to PCP .25 they could make this fully auto and legal.
Two, as well.
It’ll make your prostate explode in multiple ways!
The soldier died.
“That’s bad!”
But he nutted quite strongly before the end.
“That’s good!”
Is this a reference to that selena gomez skit?
Yes.
And by yes I mean no. Simpsons Halloween episode reference
Explode in ecstasy.
Does one?
I’m more concerned about the heat
One round shouldn’t be that bad. This is a
futurefeature the people will pay for!
One pays extra for the recoil.
You’ll have to press, for it to shoot. Very carefully, it triggers when it’s just about to plop out.
And the recoil sends it back in. Brilliant!
“Only takes 5 pounds of pressure”
O, my!
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I thought this was a lightsaber-buttplug at first and I think that’s even funnier. Imagine the scene where Darth Maul activates each side menacingly.
I think the recoil on that would have the wearer in the hospital answering some rather embarrassing questions like, “Why did you think it was a good idea to put a bazooka in your butt?” (butt bazooka? buttzooka?)
Well you see I had it put away next to the tub and i lost my balance and fell
Hospitals see anal play gone horribly wrong all the time. I doubt a seasoned nurse would be phased by it.
I didn’t say the questions would be embarrassing for the staff.
Looks like a .22, very little recoil. Disappointing…
You know that if this were at all practical, some size queen would end up demanding one chambered in .700 Nitro Express.
When will Kentucky Ballistics test fire it? and does it come chambered in 4-bore?
Where farting becomes a game of Russian Roulette?
There is only one chamber so technically it’s Polish Roulette
“Never trust a fart… motherfucker!”
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Silent but deadly requires a tax stamp.
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Ok, but where’s the trigger and also the website where I can order it?
A string attaches to the sear and runs out the small hole above the barrel.
You’ll have to print/machine your own tho. And this probably falls under the NFA’s AOW category, so you’ll have to ask the ATF permission and pay for a $200 tax stamp.
I agree with this technical and legal analysis. If it was more L shaped you might be able to claim it’s a pistol. But as is they’d probably claim it’s disguised.
The problem isn’t that rectal nature of the device but that it’s mimicing a different object.
I think you pull back the top, then let it go and the spring shoves the firing pin against the primer. Basically a zip gun.
Requires some practice to get the rectal dexterity required.
Maybe for you amateur.
It’s fired by farting.
