Rest in piss
Forever miss (jk)
Someone update the grim reaper claw machine meme.
Fresh off the press for you.
I had always assumed he died decades ago.
Give it a week or two. Hell will reincarnate him and send him right back. Even the Devil can’t stand Henry Kissinger.
What a pleasant surprise
REST IN PISS YOU PIECE OF SHIT
Thank fuck
interestingly i heard that his heart has already decayed into extremely rich bitumen. they’re planning a memorial where once a year they extract a tablespoon to light a small flame and the smoke will be blown into a cambodian infant’s face
I got to excitedly announce this to the room. Today’s a good day.
FINALLY some good fucking news
At first I didn’t believe. Now I just want to know where the new outhouse is going to be installed.
Fuck! Spare a thought for the grim reaper.
“Once you’ve been to Cambodia, you’ll never stop wanting to beat Henry Kissinger to death with your bare hands.”
-Anthony Bourdain