Let’s fucking gooooooo

This breakfast the tea will be sweeter and the bread will be crunchier

Rest in piss

Great way to start a day

Briefly coming out of my self-imposed exile to say rest in piss you fucking ghoul, burn in hell forever

Ulysses did Kissinger

There was a Kissinger on Oct. 6

Such a travesty that he got to live to 100, but he’s finally dead

I visited the Wikipedia article on Henry Kissinger, and I noticed this sentence:

In contrast, Kissinger is an immensely beloved figure within China, with China News Service describing him in his obituary as someone “who had a sharp vision and a thorough understanding of world affairs”.[11][12]

What’s the deal with that?

the fact that he died exactly at 100 makes it feel like he exhausted some kind of default time limit

in any case :crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party:

Wakes up

Kissinger is fucking dead

MRW

:crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party: :die-motherfucker: :crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party::crab-party:

Who is this dude and why are we dancing on his grave