I would never 💀

this is literally animal farm 😱

Crushposting:

I didn’t show up yesterday for our routine work. Today they greeted me across the room with a big wave and smile and instantly asked where I had been.

By the sound of it, on their own initiative, they had already asked our mutual* if I could join them for a walk, which they agreed to. I didn’t really hear what exactly the plans were, I just caught that they wanted to hang out, so I of course agreed, and played it by ear. It went well I think but nothing super interesting happened.

On the way home, we rushed to the subway, and they were barely able to jump through the doors as they closed, while I was stuck on the platform. We had barely any time to say anything more, and now we’re a couple of awkward texts later where they tried to explain the intricacies of how the doors work. I don’t think we’ll meet again until next week.

Radio silence for an hour or two. They were the one in a hurry, but they still just texted me again asking how my trip went. 😍

amber

just respond “i’m not sure, could you elaborate” to literally anything they write

why would that mean they prefer biden over kamala? (maybe expecting logical coherency is too much…)

I’m dumb, what exactly are they insinuating?

very lomg mgouth

fixed it for them

have you considered that those handful of pervy men who actually enjoyed that body horror fetish actually got off so hard and got so much pleasure from it, that it outweighs any potential harms that the women who had their feet bound might conceivably have experienced?

a bunch of browser tabs presumably about troubleshooting miKKKro$$oft

@HarryLime@hexbear.net

but why, now you’re just drinking tummy hurty juice with no added anxiety

down with cis

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