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That left sandwich looks a lot tastier, just saying. Looks like the right is all bread lol
So you would
I would love a nice, juicy, pink, salty, wet… Uh… ham sandwich, yeah, ham sandwich
ITT: Spergs can’t detect satire
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Spewing the same exact insults at the other side, that they use against them. Getting us no where.
So fucking tired of every thing bring politics here. Even of that shit was real, that’s an insane person, not a conservative trying to meme.Normal cons would call him insane and gross. Fucking hate this tribalism
WTF is wrong with those perverts?
It’s a shitpost.
It’s a shitpost.
I hope their daughter does not see this post and develop body dismorphia.
Or other women who see this. Both are normal variations. Although I wouldn’t recommend sticking it between some buns.
This argument is so tired and cringe lol, there’s no difference between fucking many guys and fucking the same guy many times.
I think what he’s saying is that his dick is so small that when he rapes his daughters for Jesus he doesn’t do much physical damage, it’s just purely mental and emotional trauma.
God damn lmao. I think the joke is that women who sleep around are loose…not that he rapes his daughters 💀
I’m pretty sure homie wasn’t being deadass. He’s calling Dad of the Year sussy for obsessing over his daughters’ vaginas and how much sex he wants them to have with other men in the name of keeping their vaginas aesthetically pleasing to his eyes.
Are you perhaps on the spectrum? Taking jokes literally is something that tends to happen (not trying to be rude. I am autistic, and I do it often).
deadass sussy, exactly
I think this person made a joke of the joke. Neurotypicals miss jokes often too. I have a very dry, sarcastic sense of humor and a lot of the time my weird jokes don’t land. I also have a young daughter who may be on the spectrum. She’s my little clone and so I’m reviewing a lot of my own eccentricities through a new lens. (All of this is a serious reply)
There I go, doing it again.
Wow that’s dark. Who hurt you?
GOP. Most are predators
Let’s assume his daughters are of legal sexual consenting age. Taylor is still getting mayonnaise in her bun after a hot pastrami.
Just to make it clear, to anyone who may be in doubt… Ussage does not affect the way your “sandwich” looks.
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Does your dick get longer every time you fuck?
If it doesn’t how am I supposed to do the fucking?
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Well it does not look like that because you haven’t used it.it could as well have look any other way
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find it hard to believe that a newborn baby girl could have an overflowing-roast beef-looking vulva like that photo up there on the left.
Yes, newborn babies have not yet gone through puberty, where hormones cause quite a bit of growth and change in our reproductive organs, so you are correct that you should not expect such large labia on a newborn baby.
As far as I know, the way it looks down there is entirely genetic. With the exception of maybe popping out a child and having an episiotomy or some such. Like men with differing penis sizes, not all vaginas are made the same.
My thoughts are- literally no one’s pussy looks like sandwiches with lunch meat in them. They look like a pussy, they grow and change with your body just like every single part of your body. All pussy is beautiful, regardless of what it looks like, so why the absolute fuck are you so concerned with comparing yours to anyone else’s?
Edit: and the fact that apparently you and your partner’s sex life is non-existent except to force new people to exist in this toxic sounding life of yours is really not the flex you think it is…
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Pretty close, yeah.
Yep!
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Have you ever touched a woman in your life?
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Then you should know your own physiology. Vaginas relax with age, not use.
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You should do your own research before doubting what others tell you to be true. Especially when you are outnumbered
The size of labia would stay the same, the muscles inside would change but not in regards to number of partners but how much exercise the muscles would get.
The virgin are much less in the risk of pregnancy, which carries the danger of rips and tear in the area at child birth
Not true at all. A vagina looks way different when you’re having vaginal sex.
Prove it
They’re saying during sex which yes there are physical changes to the presentation that occur when aroused. Not this bullshit sandwich effect for sure but still, they’re not wrong it’s just a really weird point.
The person you’re replying to is named Send me photos. I think they were just trying to get some noods.
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I see that, but I responded because the person above sendmephotos was negative and it kinda bothered me.
True enough, it’ll definitely be distended and have signs of visible arousal during the moments that someone is having vaginal intercourse. No long-term changes after arousal does down, tho.
after arousal dies down
What is this mythical post-arousal phase you’re talking about. I’m horny 24/7.
I am too, but we’re talking about vaginas so I didn’t think it was relevant :p
Correct but only during sex. Returns to normal after use. Not like this picture suggest that the more sex you have the more of an outie you get
Not only that, but every 7 year all your cells in your body are replaced.
So if you don’t have sex for 7 years, you are back to being a virgin.
Ah yes, the loophole of Theseus.
That’s actually not true, there are quite a lot of cells in our bodies which are never replaced such as the lenses, cones, and rods in our eyes, egg cells, neurons, the hairs that detect sound in our ears, our heart muscles, among many others. The ones that do get replaced vary greatly in how long that takes or how often it happens.
Ah yes, obviously this is true. I’ve had to circumcise myself every 7 years as a result. Fortunately foreskins are useful for witchcraft, so it’s kind of like a side hustle.
Sir, I think you spend too much time thinking about your daughters vagina
*looking at your daughter’s vagina.
Vagina inspection day (Tuesdays)
A new meaning to “see you next Tuesday”!
Same with Taco Tuesday
I’m not even sure I fully understand this…
That man lusts after his own daughter, because all pedophiles are nazis and all nazis are pedophiles.
Christian conservatives thing too much about their daughters vaginas.
You’re probably missing the context of it. See, a whole bunch of people seem to think that the more sex a woman has, the bigger her labia get. It makes no sense, obviously, but that’s what these fucking morons believe. Add to that the other bit of context, which is that those same people generally are men who hate women, and believe that women should be essentially property.
So what this dicknose is saying is that his daughter is a good, wholesome Christian who would never have sex out of wedlock, and thus avoid having her private bits stretched, unlike godless heathens like Taylor Swift (who is also Christian, btw), who have sex all the time with multiple partners because of their twisted, perverted natures.
I’m still waiting for a convincing explanation as to why if repeated sex will stretch out your labia, it only happens when you have sex with different partners rather than with the same partner. Some kind of weird mental gymnastics at play for that one.
Because obviously being a giant slut means only sleeping with guys with huge dicks. This guy obviously doesn’t have one, so that must be why his wife has a small labia. So throw in penis envy onto this guy’s pile of issues.
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He wants to fuck his daughter and also fuck Taylor Swift, but he really would like to fuck his daughter.
Not in my experience…
TIL the labia is fucked out of the woman. Science is fascinating.
If I’m eating a ham sandwich, I’m eating the one with the most ham in it.
Although that looks like some watery reformed lowest price shit ham.
Truly, the real sin here is that ham.
Republicans obsessed with their daughters vaginas.
It’s so gross and weird. Also this makes no sense.
Mine looks more like the one on the right, and I’ve been around the block more times than I can count… it’s just physiology, sex parts look different for us all. Just like every dick I’ve seen in person looks a bit different from the one before. Some are longer, shorter, wider, bent to the right or left, different shades, some even have cute lil moles on them, some hairier higher on the shaft than others. We’re just different and that’s fun!
This is wrong on so many levels: body shaming, incest, “slut” shaming, describing how his own child’s reproductive bits look like, just… ugh
I’m no expert on Taylor Swift…but hasn’t she always been particularly picky on the people she’s dated?
I know why they’re going immediately to the “she’s obviously a whore” trope, but it’s not even fucking true!
She has to be picky, because she pegs exclusively.
