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@[email protected]M to Aneurysm [email protected] • 2 years ago

Honk Jesús

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Honk Jesús

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@[email protected]M to Aneurysm [email protected] • 2 years ago
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  • @[email protected]
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    8•2 years ago

    I’m just imagining some carpenter from a backwater in judea in the 0020s seeing his name used like this and wondering what the fuck causes this

    • @[email protected]
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      2•2 years ago

      Demon possession. Better find some pigs.

    • @[email protected]
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      6•2 years ago

      Adhesives would certainly bewilder him.

      • @[email protected]
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        4•2 years ago

        Dude some of these fancy adhesives bewilder me and I’m 1.5% glue by weight

  • NickwithaC
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    6•2 years ago

    “let’s fit one more Jesus on there.”

  • @[email protected]
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    5•2 years ago

    Jesus Christ

  • FQQD
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    2 years ago

    Jesus Christ.

    • @[email protected]
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      3•2 years ago

      Exactly!

    • @[email protected]
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      7•2 years ago

      I think they’re actually referring to Jesus Hernandez from East LA.

  • @[email protected]
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    31•2 years ago

    Honk Jesus, Honk!

    • threelonmusketeers
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      9•2 years ago

      IF U SAVES IF U

      • @[email protected]
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        4•2 years ago

        That’s what I always say.

  • @[email protected]
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    2•2 years ago

    Honk JesuShonk

  • ArxCyberwolf
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    44•2 years ago

    This is what mental illness looks like.

    • @[email protected]
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      7•2 years ago

      Generational trauma for sure.

  • @[email protected]
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    2•2 years ago

    Religion is a personal thing…

    This guy: hold my beer

  • experbia
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    44•2 years ago

    HONK JESUS HONK

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      59•2 years ago

  • @[email protected]
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    12•2 years ago

    AI bumper stickers.

  • @[email protected]
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    16•2 years ago

    Is Jesus supposed to help this moron see out the rear window when trying to merge or change lanes?

    • @[email protected]
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      5•2 years ago

      Naw Jesus is drivin. Owner is sitting in the back seat praying or something.

      • @[email protected]OPM
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        6•2 years ago

        Jesus take the wheel

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    3•2 years ago

    Reminds me of a song I wrote about Baby Cheeses.

    Honk if you love baby cheeses, honk if you love baby cheeses, baby cheeses loves you too. Honk for baby cheeses, cheeses, cheeses, cheeses, cheeses. Honk if you love baby cheeses…

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      7•2 years ago

      Blessed are the cheese makers

    • kase
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    6•2 years ago

    Honk je shushonk.

    • @[email protected]
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      3•2 years ago

      Isn’t that a Gorillaz song?

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    2 years ago

    Same energy.

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    11•2 years ago

    Honk Jesus Honk, If u saves if u, Love love,Jesus jesus

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      6•2 years ago

      You forgot the three jesuses at the end there

      Jesus Jesus

                    Jesus 
      
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      8•2 years ago

      Honk Jesu, Shonk!

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