dammit i ate the onion, because that sounds real
Yeah Onion hasn’t been doing much satire recently. Just real news
The best satire borrows heavily from reality.
The best satire is reality.
I’d like to think there was a time that wasn’t true.
Fuck. I did too.
my solution is to make rice and veggies
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It is very real but journalism hasn’t quite evolved to state facts yet. They’re still at the gaslighting stage of making us think our unhappiness is the result of our own poor choices and shortcomings, and that everyone else is happy except for us.
shuddup unless you want me to help
you are very perceptive
we’re about to dye!
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I was like “OMG! They finally understand how I feel!”
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Anything by Michael Buble.
The entirety of Let It Come Down by Spiritualized. It’s an album all about the apathy, misery, bliss and beauty that accompanies heroin addiction. It’s painfully beautiful music.
tv on the radio - blind
motion picture soundtrack - radiohead
entire discography of godspeed you black emperor but e.g. dead flag blues
pretty much anything grizzly bear did before 2007 but e.g. he hit me
An Introduction To The Album by The Hotelier
mountain goats, up the wolves
I’m going to need to google this to figure out which part if the song name and which part is the band.
select text
right-click on selected text
click on search, in firefox you can set it for google or ddg or others i guess
Iron & Wine - “The Trapeze Swinger”
IYKYK
The Beths in general for me lately. I like Expert in a Dying Field, Scilence in Golden, and Knees Deep. But their older stuff are great too.
Ben Howard - Esmerelda, anything from Portishead, Red House Painters, Sofa Surfers
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Eliot Smith - Either/Or
“As the Footsteps Die Out Forever” by Catch 22. Genre is ska punk. It’s about the loss of a family member.
i was nope on the ska but that rules thanks
Not at all what I expected on this thread! What a pull
Hurt, the cover by Johnny Cash
Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald
Rabbit in Your Headlights by Unkle
Something I Can Never Have, NIN
I would also submit the vocal version of Forsaken to this list.
This album, but specifically the second song if you have to pick only one
spotify links don’t travel far
Literally any 16th century nocturne.
This is art/prog/jazz rock molded to perfection:
https://youtu.be/hCU_lScCpAM?si=6q-LbBsj1imw008_
Check out this song by them but feel free to listen to their entire albums. Start with Land Animal, Say So, or You Know What They Mean if you like the above song.
I’m not lighting a fuse with this, am I? O_O;
Anyway, Routine by Steven Wilson and Losing It by Rush are two big candidates. Remove all sharp objects from the immediate vicinity before you listen to them.
Actually, forget that. Songs about naval disasters (The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald by Gordon Lightfoot, At the Harbor by Renaissance, The Wreck of the Hesperus by Procol Harum) are somber in tone but won’t make you feel despondent afterward. They’re like rye bread… a little rough and dark, but hearty and filling and ultimately cleansing in the end.
accch! you sound exactly like my dad. reciting every song ever.
The Myth is Real Let’s Eat - Jello Biafra and Nomeansno
It’s fucked up how perfect this satire is. I honestly immediately believed it without question, which is a terrible sign.
“You hear this nonsense such as, ‘people don’t want to work anymore,’” said Schweitzer while puffing on his pipe. “Can you blame them? When boomers were young, they could pay for college flipping burgers, buy a house on a single salary, and retire with a pension. Now people can’t afford to even rent. The average American is being crushed under a debt burden with no prospect of relief. Our political system is breaking down, and we’re headed toward climate disaster. It’s only natural for people to be walking around secretly wishing a piano would fall on them.”
Wtf I thought this was supposed to be a satire article.
Too real.
We’ve reached some kind of milestone where satire and reality have converged to a single line. Also, the cover photo of a bunch of smiling professionals is the real chef’s kiss.
It me
Going through cancer treatment the last couple of years, doctors often asked me if I was feeling suicidal, I never was, but this would have been a correct answer most days.
you it?
We be
Comrade
Same.
me too, thanks.
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I don’t want others to suffer a trauma like the ones I carry. Guess I’ll go get Taco Bell instead of {insert dark thoughts}
Fr fr
Oh God, that is so painfully true. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ll be longingly caressing this rope without actually tying it into a noose.
I’ll sit next to you and load then unload my pistol.
Hold my beer while I jump off that bridge and then… oh I break the combo.
Yes, The Hard Times is a satire website that usually focuses on music. They also operate Hard-Drive.net which focuses on videogame and tech satire.
Ever notice that the only people who relentlessly seek out immortality are the absurdly wealthy who already live a life of the entire world being at their beck and call for every whim?
The rest of us get tired of licking the shoe leather and are all like, “It’s my time? Phew! Finally!”
i mean i wouldn’t mind immortality provided i straight up can’t be killed, i’d like to see the bougies defend against that
The satirical part is that a major news org would say this out loud.
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That’s not all that unrealistic lol
Oh the organization that called government torture “enhanced interrogation”.
The APA could be fire bombed, and I would have a flat affect.
Getting a strong antivax vibe from this comment even though I have no clue what you’re talking about. Care to explain enhanced interrogation for me please?
It was how USA justified torture twenty years ago.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enhanced_interrogation_techniques
I don’t know the exact connection to tbe APA (they probably made a statement?), but “enhanced interrogation techniques” is what the Bush 2 administration called the torture they used on prisoners during the War on Terror & Iraq War.
