I just watched a guy cover tinned beans in mayonnaise and call it bean salad.
Edit: This is the definition of salad people.
Etymology of salad from Wiktionary
From Middle English salade, from Old French salade, borrowed from Northern Italian salada, salata (compare insalata), from Vulgar Latin *salāta, from *salāre, from Latin saliō, from sal (“salt”).
a salad is something salty
Yummy salt lick salad with extra salt. Good for what ails ya
I read that in the voice and cadence of that NPC tik toker.
Mmmm, salad so good.
not strictly an American thing unfortunately. look up ‘salad olivieh’, it’s the worst
yeah just ask any Spaniard about their “ensalada” rusa, same deal
Why do people point at 1 definition as though it’s the only thing a word can mean. Most words have more than 1 definition plus there is no authority over language so the meaning of a word follows usage.
I’m sorry. I’m illiterate
Good on you comrade. Don’t let the red fash teach you how to read, they only want to propagandize you more easily.
I found a salad you’ll love
It’s called jello salad
If you fuckers come for my potato salad imma turn leftist unity into leftist dissonance.
Also, fleischsalat is amazing and there are even good vegan options for it in the mean time I’m told.
Ok but potato salad, tuna salad, and chicken salad are all good.
Also this Slovak fish salad looks good, but it doesn’t match your definition.
the final word on all arguments about food definitions is that it’s all made up and you can do whatever you want forever. tomatoes are both fruit and vegetable. a hotdog is a sandwich iff the person eating it is eating a sandwich. anything can be chili. champaigne does not exist, thank god.
You gotta have a warm fish salad at least once in your life.
I’m vegan so I’m alright for fish salad but in principle I wouldn’t say adding fish to a salad is bizarre. It’s more the sweet stuff or just adding mayo to something and calling it salad.
My wife makes a warm fish salad that’ll blow your balls off. Here’s how she does it, she takes some warm fish and she mixes it with a salad. Boom, ball’s right off.
Americans think salad just means food covered in mayonnaise, it’s so fucking gross
No, things covered in whipped cream or submerged in Jello are salads too.
someone break out a salad version of the “sandwich alignment chart”
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I got caught off guard at a Subway in Australia. The worker asked me what kind of salad do I want on my sandwich. I’m like, no thanks, just the sandwich. It took a minute or two for me to realize they consider salad to be all uncooked vegetables. Is that correct or was it maybe a small town thing (I was in Sale).
No this is correct, more convenient than asking “what fruit/vegetables would you like on the sandwich”
like good marxists, we must apply the dialectical method to resolving this contradiction in the conditions of salad
im throwing marshmellows and mayonaise into a Niçoise we’ll figure this out
Are Americans asking you if you want some salad and then putting anything other than a green salad like the one pictured in your bowl?
If you’re talking about bean salad, no one will be confused when it’s beans. If you’re talking about potato salad, no one will be confused when it’s potatoes.bean is a vegetable
