He wasn’t putting in enough shifts.
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He said he had it under control, but when management zeroed in on keeping tabs on this guy, they noticed he was still missing shifts. When confronted, the guy escaped before they could Caps Lock him inside for further questioning.
I would fire him if he kept insisting on having his shifts under control. What absolute madman puts their shift under control?
I heard he was even trying to take control. In the end though, he was just able to get home.
And at work he missed home.
either way, his employment there has come to an End.
[stumbles in like Kramer] PRINT SCREEN!
Well, maybe they should have some key performance reviews.
Those keyboard factory owners really like control.
Nice, this joke works in Swedish too! First time I’ve seen a joke work perfectly like this in both languages.
I mean… The words are the same, but how would you work in the fact that he’s both putting in shifts, and working them? How would you phrase it? I’m having trouble making it a smooth joke in Swedish.
He had to look for Alt-erternative employment
Previously, the poor guy worked at a fab for mobile processors. The task was simple, catch wafers falling from machines fast. Guy has RISC’d his ARMs for the job.
Reminds me of the guy who used to work at the dairy processing plant. They caught him skimming.
Good thing they were keeping tabs on him.
He’d just barely entered this field, but he may need to return to his old one
There is no escape
