The horse’s owner in my dream only spoke Chinese. I wish I would have had this with me at the time.
Here I was spending my time learning phrases like “where is the bathroom” and “How much does the milk cost” in my second language.
They go hard in japan I guess.>
That’s Chinese, not Japanese.
It’s all greek to me.
Greek, French, Spanish,… whatever pleases you
Could you bring me a gyro then please
Oh thank god! I thought I was the only one with those dreams
So…it was a lucid dream, I’m guessing.
What do you expect from the ‘Whore Manual 2023 edition’? This year’s edition has a lengthy foreward by Kim Kardashian
She must be doing something right, she has a billion dollars in her purse. I agree about the whore part, but hey - if you got it and know how to use it to make $$$, I’m all for it. The only thing I like about her is, she doesn’t have those over-filled horrid botoxed baboon’s ass lips like other members of the Kardashian Klan.
It gets worse to put it through google translate…
Help… suck dick
You mean better!
A horse? WITH GLASSES ON??? Were they sunglasses and if so, how did you recognize it as a horse?
Here is an unrelated image of a normal human sitting in a chair. As you can tell the sunglasses do nothing, it is still clearly a human.
Nice try, but that’s no normal human. That’s Jeff Goldblum!
Oh uh.,…yeah, Jeff Goldblum, ahhhhhh…oh he’s that…that guy. He was in that thing! Wow. That’s so. It’s like, it really is. (that’s me doing my very bad Jeff Goldblum impression)…
Spot on, I could feel his presence
Nowhere near sexy enough
There are dirty dictionaries you can buy. I used to have a Spanish one, wouldn’t be surprised if they had other language ones too.
My hovercraft is full of eels.
Do you want to come back my place, bouncy-bouncy?
My nipples explode with delight!
Not very helpful without pinyin.
I think this is for Chinese to English, not the other way
That makes so much sense, I am shocked that I didn’t think of it.
So conversational Chinese then?
Reminds me of a Rowan Atkinson skit on naughty names…
“Our Russian exchange student, Sukmeyov.”
It must have been Steven Colbert’s mother in law Munchma Quchi
Unintentional Berserk reference
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