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The Picard Maneuver to Risa@startrek.websiteEnglish • 2 years ago

Making Lieutenant? That's child's play.

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Making Lieutenant? That's child's play.

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The Picard Maneuver to Risa@startrek.websiteEnglish • 2 years ago
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  • Billiam
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    2 years ago

    Tom Paris made lieutenant, was busted back to ensign, and then promoted to lieutenant again while Harry stayed an ensign.

    Clearly we can infer that off screen, he was an absolutely miserable excuse for Starfleet.

    • macniel
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      29•2 years ago

      But we know the reason: according to Insaneway there always has to be an ensign on the bridge.

  • Flying Squid
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    14•2 years ago

    Harry Kim died for our sins. More than once.

  • @ummthatguy@lemmy.world
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    18•2 years ago

    Becky busted her hump to make lieutenant!

    • LousyCornMuffins
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      3•2 years ago

      Yeah, don’t mock that little hunchback

  • kamenLady.
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    20•2 years ago

    From now on I’ll always see Kim, when i encounter the original in some meme

    It’s so good

  • @CIA_Chatbot@normalcity.life
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    32•2 years ago

    Lol damn, poor Harry Kim, always getting screwed. 🤣

    • Flying Squid
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      16•2 years ago

      Yeah, although when he got back to Earth, they made up for it by making him fleet admiral.

      • @samus12345@lemmy.world
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        25•2 years ago

        No, he was Starfleet’s only fleet ensign.

    • @Honytawk@lemmy.zip
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      3•2 years ago

      Except by the Delaney sisters.

  • @GlitterInfection@lemmy.world
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    9•2 years ago

    Maybe that’s why he didn’t win the science fair?

  • LousyCornMuffins
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    17•2 years ago

    Isn’t it Picard Day on the ship? Those are pips they stole offa their parents’ uniforms so they could wear them to show subservience.

    • @ummthatguy@lemmy.world
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      18•2 years ago

      Or street corn.

      • LousyCornMuffins
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        7•2 years ago

        You just made me realize I lack the photoshop skills to make my true meme calling, cooking with Neelix

        • Bene Gesserit Witch
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          8•2 years ago

          I got you, here’s Cooking With Neelix:

          • LousyCornMuffins
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            3•2 years ago

            I imagined this was how Neelix learned to cook human food

            • @jawa21@startrek.website
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              3•2 years ago

              I really miss those very solid videos from The Onion.

    • @cybervseas@lemmy.world
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      10•2 years ago

      The captain have them his pips. One for each boy and two to the girl. Iirc.

  • @aperson@beehaw.org
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    5•2 years ago

    Well, at least he made Captain.

  • rustydomino
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    14•2 years ago

    Wait did you photoshop a pip onto the meme template? Lmao

    • @Snoopey@lemmy.world
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      10•2 years ago

      I think he also photoshopped Harry’s face

      • Possibly linux
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        2•2 years ago

        That’s a lie and you know it

  • FunkyMonk
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    13•2 years ago

    Are you sure these kids wern’t just enjoying some delicious replicated corn? Are we sure harry wasn’t?

    • @CosmicTurtle@lemmy.world
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      2•2 years ago

      I literally just saw this episode. God I love this community.

  • @Tenthrow@lemmy.world
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    6•2 years ago

    Field commission. Those never hold up on inquiry.

    • @mercano@lemmy.world
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      8•2 years ago

      Chakotay was field commissioned as a commander and made captain within 5 years of Voyager’s return.

  • admiralteal
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    16•2 years ago

    I like to imagine there are starfleet scouts with bullshit merit pips.

    • TacoTroubles
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      5•2 years ago

      Or perhaps the rank of their parents for some reason

  • Lucien [hy/hym, comrade/them]
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    The ensign pip on Kim is 😚🤌

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