Moldy memes
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I once had a salad with what I thought was feta cheese on it, but it was actually blue cheese. The shock almost killed me. As did the awful taste of the blue cheese.
More for us, the ones who like blue cheese.
It’s do good though!
I know, it’s not buttered noodles and tendies. The horror.
Mold is a fungus. Same group as mushrooms, yeast, etc. Some mushrooms are edible and delicious. So are some molds. The mold in blue cheese is not the same as the kind that makes food inedible.
Yet for some of us we can taste that it is a mold and it triggers a gag/gross out effect. My dad loves it. For me it is “hmm not bad” then “ugh that is rotten” and my tastebuds/brain vascillate between those experiences as I’m chewing it
Never has a description of the experience of consuming blue cheese felt more accurate.
I’m the only member of my family that dislikes it
Smells great
Tastes worse than almost anything I’ve put in my mouth. Like, doesn’t even have a flavor per se, just tastes of “get that out of my mouth”
Pretty much anything containing some form bread, like pastries, pizza and well bread, is commonly made with yeast which is also a fungus just like mold.
And wine!
And beer!
Mould *
I’m sorry for your tongue. May it rest in peace.
Imagine thinking eating spoiled milk from a cow isn’t weird, but the mold part is. There are quite a few cases where mold is good. It’s not like blue cheese is the exception.
yim yum
Mfw downing shots of apple cider vinegar for “health benefits”
But there are health benefits. I mean, not as big as some people claim, for sure, but they do exist: https://health.clevelandclinic.org/exploring-the-health-benefits-of-apple-cider-vinegar
Yeah but it’s always about some rapid wait loss hack with these fads
Don’t eat moldy bread but eat moldy cheese.
Blue cheese barely have any taste, get you game up
Honey fans eating literal bug vomit.
Mushroom fans eating literal reproductive organs.
Lots of things sound gross when you think about their origins. Just eat what you like.
And standard cheese is just milk way way past its conservation date.
Montana has an event called the Testicle Festival, so they’re not even trying to conceal the origins of Rocky Mountain Oysters.
Least honey and mushrooms offer benefits. The hell does eating blue mold do.
Honey can literally kill humans
Everything can kill humans if you have enough of it.
Valid af
People have been hospitalised for too much spinach
Based everything
It’s penicillin. Eating it not much but it does hold benefits aside from tasting good and calories
Penicillin
" Believed to have originated in a cave in Roquefort, France, blue cheese is available in a handful of varieties including gorgonzola, stilton, and cambozola. The blue veins characteristic of blue cheese develop from the bacteria Penicillium Roqueforti that grow within small punctures created on top of the cheese loaves at the beginning of the cheese ripening process.
Though blue cheese is typically high in sodium, it is rich in dairy protein, dietary fats, and essential vitamins and minerals including calcium, phosphorous, potassium, zinc, and vitamin A. What makes each variety different is the type of milk used, the length of ripening, and the result texture and flavor."
https://www.verywellfit.com/blue-cheese-nutrition-facts-and-health-benefits-5206366
https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/blue-cheese-types-benefits-risks-and-moreMmmm, cheese.
the bacteria Penicillium roqueforti
I don’t think that article knows what a bacterium is. Penicillium is a fungus.
Bah! Missed that. Thanks for the catch! I was looking for nifty things blue cheeses did nutritionally. Mostly seems they are just cheese.
When it comes down to it lots of people eat things just because they like them not because it’s beneficial. Obviously that can lead to unhealthy eating but in moderation there’s nothing wrong with it.
reads this while munching on ramen at work
Yup I like it. No it’s not very healthy.
Um, you know where ramen grows, right?
They grow on Ramen Trees. It’s an offshoot of Spaghetti Trees
The ramen Gods. This is the origin of the phrase “Ramen” after a prayer.
Yes but that ramen does not grow on their heads.
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The hell does eating blue mold do.
Douse my brain in endorphins because it’s friggin delicious.
cannibals are like right?? just let people enjoy what they want
is eating your own nails cannibalism because i know a person named Paul that eats his own toe nails
yes Paul is a deviant and must be stopped
Yoghurt?
Imagine you’re chilling at the park and all the sudden some asshole rips your dick off and eats it
Delerious Mr T. flashbacks intensify
I will not.
I imagined it for you. Your penis was delicious.
Your penis was delicious.
That’s what your mom said to me last night
This dudes a mushroom
He does seem like quite a fungi, my bro
That was meeee!!! Best friends!
Lol
Es ist MEIN TEIL
Always upvote Rammstein.
Mushrooms are kinky like that though. They enjoy it.
I can relate.
I mean uhhhh
Ass ✅
Bees store the nectar in a honey stomach, where no digestions happen at all. So it’s not bug vomit.
“Vomit” doesn’t require digestion to be called vomit. If it was in a stomach and then came back out via a mouth, it’s vomit.
So you’re calling a newborn baby vomit? (/s)
Though the baby’s path has lips it’s really not a mouth
They’re clearly vaginal shit
Are bees a ruminant?
They’re also bees, which are notably distinct from humans in ways almost too numerous to count.
Can I please have another bee fact?
bees sometimes fly, like flies, but not exactly like flies; though they do fly. Bees do. Well, flies also fly, but differently. Not that differently if you don’t care about such distinctions, but pretty differently if you do. I wish I could fly. That last one wasn’t a bee fact. It was a me fact.
I read this with Morgan Freeman voice and thoroughly enjoyed it.
Thank you. Never have I rejoiced more in the rereading of my own comment.
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don’t care what humans think is impossible.
That was bumble bees specifically, and we do know how they fly
Eggs are technically chicken’s periods when you think about it.
Wait really? That’s so interesting. So eggs you buy at the store aren’t fertilized? (Not sure if that’s the right word but ykwim)
Correct. You can get fertilized ones too. Look up balut. Or don’t.
That don’t is a weak recommendation to not look it up, depending on the person it can be terrible to look at
Some countries sell packs of chicken offal, and you can see what the eggs look like before they get far enough along in the bird to have a shell
Typical mass market eggs are unfertilized, but eggs from smaller scale or hobby farms are usually fertilized. On a small scale, it’s easier to keep the hens safe from wildlife with a rooster around, but on a large scale they’re just a waste of feed. If you’re curious, fertilized eggs have a tiny red dot in the egg white.
The hens are more relaxed with a rooster around, too, so they are good to have if you care about animal welfare. Just wish people stopped buying them in residential areas.
