wife’s boyfriend be likeI hope you tipped generously.
Money from their mutual vacation fund
Yes, but just the tip.
What was her stripper name?
The stripper’s name? Albert Einstein.
That Einstein’s name? George Washington.
That Washington’s name?
Stripper McStripperFace
Well, that’s the kind of moniker that’ll get you remembered in all but a few circles!
Just remember,
There is no sex in the champagne room.
If a girl have a pierced tongue, she’ll probably gonna suck your dick.
If a guy has a pierced tongue, he’ll probably gonna suck your dick.
Wemen with pierced tongue give the best head.
I love how one typo opens up both “women” and “we men” possibilities
Some woman I follow on Instagram showed a message from her nephew saying that he discovered that she had an Only fans, imagine the embarrassment.
Did…
Did he subscribe?
There’s no follow up.
Nothing wrong with supporting the Mrs’ career
And that, kids, is how I met your mother.
