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@[email protected] to Lemmy [email protected] • 2 years ago

I was at a friend's house

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I was at a friend's house

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@[email protected] to Lemmy [email protected] • 2 years ago
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  • Greg
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    Nothing wrong with supporting the Mrs’ career

  • @[email protected]
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    What was her stripper name?

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      The stripper’s name? Albert Einstein.

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        That Einstein’s name? George Washington.

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          That Washington’s name?

          Stripper McStripperFace

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            Well, that’s the kind of moniker that’ll get you remembered in all but a few circles!

  • bruhduh
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    maxresdefault-2544444923 wife’s boyfriend be like

  • @[email protected]
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    Just remember,

    There is no sex in the champagne room.

    • MrGerrit
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      If a girl have a pierced tongue, she’ll probably gonna suck your dick.

      If a guy has a pierced tongue, he’ll probably gonna suck your dick.

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        Wemen with pierced tongue give the best head.

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          I love how one typo opens up both “women” and “we men” possibilities

      • bruhduh
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        4jtcaf

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    And that, kids, is how I met your mother.

  • @[email protected]
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    20•2 years ago

    Some woman I follow on Instagram showed a message from her nephew saying that he discovered that she had an Only fans, imagine the embarrassment.

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      21•2 years ago

      Did…

      Did he subscribe?

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        13•2 years ago

        There’s no follow up.

  • @[email protected]
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    35•2 years ago

    I hope you tipped generously.

    • MrGerrit
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      6•2 years ago

      Yes, but just the tip.

    • IninewCrow
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      Money from their mutual vacation fund

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