You may not remember this, for reasons described in the article, but Lemmy used to champion the 3-days-no-pooping lifestyle. Hopefully it’s not too late for a full recovery.

  • masuhiro
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    72 years ago

    Ah, is this one of those “shit posts” I’ve heard about? very useful and informative, I’ll have to check out more of them

  • GAMER
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    392 years ago

    I poop like 3x a day. I am very intelligent.

  • _haha_oh_wow_
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    182 years ago

    Well yeah, what do you expect from people who are full of shit?

    Sorry, I’ll show myself out.

  • @[email protected]B
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    2 years ago

    G’morning, Your title might not match the title of the article you linked! Could you please double check, and edit your post title if it indeed does not match? article title: “Constipation linked with cognitive decline, research finds” (Similairity: ~68%).

    BLEEPERDY BLOOP this action was performed semi-automatically by a bot (:

  • style99
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    42 years ago

    Linked.

    This research wasn’t “designed to test the causal relationship between bowel movements, the gut microbiome and cognitive health, so we cannot firmly draw conclusions regarding the precise causal sequence underlying this association,” Ma said.

    • PeleSpirit
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      32 years ago

      I was going to say that too, constipation is a symptom of bad health decisions or issues. It’s probably a variety of things causing it so treat it like a symptom.